The House Of Ellis, Episode 16

It was late when Lady Madison got home.  The lights were on.  Maybe he friends were having a party.  Maybe she'd play with them a few minutes before hitting the bath and going to bed.

She opened the door and entered.  There they were, all of them looking at her.  "Ooh, Lady Madison," Shalista said.  "Did you let that library guy plow you?"

"We didn't screw," Lady Madison said.  "We met up with a barbarian, he got drunk, and we talked.  That's all."

"So you got plowed by a barbarian and a bookworm?" Shalista asked.

"I didn't get plowed!" Lady Madison said.

"You're no fun," Cordelia said.  "Well, I'm off to bed."

Wendy followed.

"Cordelia's right," Sophia said.  "You're boring."

"To my knowledge, we're all virgins," Lady Madison said.

"I almost wasn't the other day," Lady Glinda said.  "Oh...Corlos."

"Corlos?" Lady Madison asked.  "That's the one we talked to."

"Don't change the subject," Shalista said.  "You're bland.  We sat here waiting for a juicy story and only to find that you just talked."

"So I wasn't trying to get laid," Lady Madison said.  "It's not my fault you got your hopes up.  Whatever happened to sexy warriors not having to be sluts?"

"You're different," Sophia said.  "You're Lady Madison.  Everyone would want to know about the man or men who made you weak.  It'd be so exciting."

"I'm going to bed," Lady Madison grumbled.  Then, she looked at Sophia.  "And when I get back on duty, the first thing I'm doing is firing you."

Sophia gasped.  "Ack!  Fired?"

"Ooh, you've done it now, Legs," Shalista said.

"Y-you're not s-serious are you?" Sophia asked.

Lady Madison smiled winked.  "Is that exciting enough for you?"

"You're so mean," Sophia whined.  "I aged ten years just now."

"The fact still stands, Maddy," Shalista said.  "You've got to be more exciting.  Get in touch with your wild side."

Lady Madison put her hands on her hips.  "And what do you suggest?

Shalista let out an evil laugh.  "Let's give the ole Pegasus a little late night ride."

She wanted to ride Ravage?  That didn't sound so bad, but what was her endgame?  "What was that laugh for?  What do you really want?"

"I just want to enjoy the night sky," Shalista answered.  "The weather is so nice, it'd be ashamed to let it go to waste."

"How would I be getting in touch with my wild side by riding Ravage with you at night?" Lady Madison asked.

"Have you ever done it?" Shalista asked.

"No."

"There you have it," Shalista said.  "You haven't lived until you've ridden a Pegasus at night.  Don't worry.  I'll be there to protect you."

For whatever reason, Shalista really wanted to ride Ravage and there was no way she could do that without her there.  Wendy is the only stranger who could handle him.  "I guess we can go on a nighttime ride," Lady Madison said.  "Ravage tends to have excess energy to burn at night, so let's help him with that."

So they walked out to the stable and pulled out Ravage, who seemed more than happy to be out at night, stretching his wings and letting out a mighty neigh.  Lady Madison stroked his mane and asked, "Are you up for a night ride?"

The Pegasus neighed, as if he was saying, "yes."

Lady Madison climbed on a said, "Okay, Shalista.  Hop on."

"Okay," Shalista said.  "Just give me a minute to stretch."

Lady Madison contemplated things until she felt Shalista climb on.  "Ready?  Hold on."  She whipped the reins, causing Ravage to gallop into a run and take off.

When they got above the city, Lady Madison looked down.  Everything was lit up so beautifully.  She'd never seen the city like this.  "Wow!  It's so pretty."  She was glad she let Shalista talk her into this.  "Thank you, Shalista."

"And thank you," Shalista said.

Then, she felt Shalista take her hands from around her waist.  "Hey, that's dangerous.  Do you want to fall and die?"

When Shalista wrapped her arms back around her waist and pressed up against her back, something felt off.  Nipples?  "Please tell me you're not topless back there."

"I'm not," Shalista said.  "I'm totally naked!"

"Shalista…" Lady Madison grumbled.  "When did you find time to take off your clothes?"

"Why do you think it took me so long to get on before we took off?" Shalista asked.  "I was taking off my bottom and boots.  Now I'm riding free in the sky.  You should do it, too.  It feels good."

Lady Madison grumbled.  "No.  What I should do is kick you off and watch you plummet to your death, you exhibitionist.  I can't believe you tricked me into doing this."

"Aww, don't be like that, Maddy.  Just give it a try.  Have I ever steered you wrong?"

"I'm not taking off all my clothes in public," Lady Madison said.  "This sexy armor is enough."

"Come on, let's find an empty and run wild," Shalista said.  "It'll be fun."

"Feel free to jump off and run around."

"Aww," Shalista groaned.  "You suck.  Okay, just drop me off.  I'll get back home somehow."

"I'm not letting you walk home naked.  Exhibitionist."  Then, she turned Ravage around and headed home.

When they landed, Lady Madison apologized to Ravage.  "Sorry I had to put you through that.  At least the weather was nice, right?"

"Thanks for the ride," Shalista said.

"I'm so furious I don't even want to look at you right now.  Just...have a restful night."

"Someone's grouchy," Shalista said.  After picking up the rest of her armor she started walking toward the guest house.  "Okay, have a restful night."

Lady Madison grumbled.  Then grumbled again.  And grumbled once more.  "Darn it."  She waited a few minutes, then the armor came off and she mounted Ravage.

Once they were airborne, she took it all in.  "Huh.  This does feel good."  Shalista was a genius.  She's introduced her to the joys of sexy armor.  Now, there was the joy of flying a Pegasus in the nude at night.  What else would Shalista show her?

She flew out beyond the city walls and landed in an open field where nobody was around.  "Okay, Ravage.  Time for a little break."  Then she climbed off and plopped down in the grass, lying down and looking up at the sky.  It was a clear, starry night.  "What a night."

After admiring the sky for about an hour, it was time to head home.  She got up, climbed on Ravage and headed back home.  After landing, she immediately took him to the stable.  "That was fun, wasn't it, boy?" she asked, stroking his mane.  "You want to do it again someday, right, boy?"

Ravage huffed.

"Yes, yes," she said in a soothing tone.

After she exited the stable, she saw Shalista standing there nude.  "Urk!"  How embarrassing.

"Well, look who decided to go for a late night streak," Shalista said.  "And after you looked down your nose and gave me all that self-righteous crap."

"I'm sorry," Lady Madison apologized.

"No big deal," Shalista said.  "Just take me next time.  Stupidity is so much more fun with friends."  She turned and headed for the guest house.  "Have a restful night.  Oh, by the way, nice breasts."

"Shalista…," Lady Madison grumbled.

The House Of Ellis, Episode 15

Lady Madison and Corlos laughed.  They had shared many stories and jokes over the past few hours.  Who knew barbarians could be so entertaining?  She felt like she understood more about them.

On the other hand, she understood less about Hensley, who got drunk and passed out within the first hour.  He was already a pale man, but he was even paler drunk.  Was this something he did on a regular basis?

She decided to ask Corlos a question.  "I'm new to the whole skimpy armor thing.  I wonder, what does it feel like to wear nothing but underwear into battle?"

He laughed.  "It feels great.  Good underwear and a good weapon are all a real barbarian needs.  Full armor is for beginners and weaklings."

"Not true," Lady Madison said.  "Full armor is for the smart and prepared.  I'm only wearing this skimpy stuff for fun.  I wouldn't be caught dead wearing it on the frontline, where a fatal attack can come from any direction.  A stray attack could also spell doom."

"Heh, heh, I've seen a lot of stuff in my thirty-five years in this world," Corlos said.  "I've seen heads rolling and heads smashed in.  I've seen hearts pierced, torso run through, and bodies sliced in half.  Heck I was responsible for a great deal of those deaths myself.  More often than not, the dead were wearing full armor.  Meanwhile, after seventeen years and countless battles in nothing but underwear, me and my friends are still alive and well."

Lady Madison thought back to Shalista's duel with Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta and how badly Shalista defeated them.  Then, there were the numerous battles Lady Belinda came back alive from.  "I will admit, the more scantily-clad warriors have a level of skill that can't be denied.  You can even call it courage or fearlessness if you want.  That doesn't mean it makes sense."

"It makes all kinds of sense," Corlos said.  "In combat, it's the most skilled warrior who wins, not the one wearing the most armor."

Lady Madison remembered Shalista said that after she beat Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta.  Lady Belinda often says it, too.  Even her military instructor said something similar, saying that armor will make you less vulnerable, but it's skill, not armor that will save you in combat.  Maybe there was some validity to it.

Had she been wrong all these years?  Was sexy armor really superior to full armor?  Corlos, Lady Belinda, Shalista, Sophia.  These were all powerful warriors who wore little or no armor.  Did they have it right?

Hensley began to stir.  "Urrrgh...why did you let me drink so much?"

Lady Madison held up her glass.  "You should have ordered water, like me.  But no, you just had to try to outdrink a barbarian.  I don't know what you were trying to prove, but you failed."  Then she drank.

"Welcome back to the world of the living, pale one," Corlos said to Hensley.  "You didn't last very long.  People like you shouldn't drink."

"I don't need a barbarian to tell me that," Hensley said.

Lady Madison was confused.  "Why are you being a prick?"

"I just can't understand what you see in a slovenly barbarian," he said.

Lady Madison was starting to understand now.  "You're jealous?  You think I'm falling for Corlos?  I can assure you I am not.  All I wanted to do was share some drinks with the other side, that's all."

"Your girlfriend is right, pale one," Corlos said.  "I pillage and destroy.  She protects and defends.  We are polar opposites.  It would never work."

"He's not my boyfriend," Lady Madison said, slapping his shoulder.  "Don't say things like that.  I am Lady Madison.  No man can tame me in combat or in matters of the heart."

"That's a pity," Corlos said.  "You'd probably make a good wife for someone.  Your head would make an equally good trophy."  He stood and stretched before setting down some coins on the table.  "That's my part of the bill.  Well, I'm off."

After Corlos left, Lady Madison ordered another water to give Hensley a chance to sober up.  After finishing it off, she asked, "Are you ready to go?"

"Yeah," he said, using the counter to assist him as he stood.  "I think I can walk under my own power."

Lady Madison paid the bill and they walked out.  It was nighttime and warm.  She breathed deep and exhaled slowly.  "That air feels good.  If sexy armor has any benefit, it's this."  She spread her arms and look up at the sky.  "Come, Mother Nature.  Embrace my body with your warmth.  My arms, my legs, my breasts, my buttocks.  They're all yours.  Do what you will with them."

"Can you not say things like that," Hensley said.  "I'm starting to get horny.  It's already hard enough to keep my libido in check while you're wearing that armor, especially being drunk and all.  I don't need that extra push."

Lady Madison stopped.  "Oh.  Sorry."  That was a downside of sexy armor.  It didn't matter what your intention were, someone was sure to misinterpret the meaning behind it.  They only people who could possibly understand it were authors.  She'd read many books and came to the realization that the sexy warrior rarely got the guys.  It was usually the princess or the sorceress, not the scantily-clad female warrior that men fantasized about.  "I love books."

"I know," Hensley said.  "You're a regular at the library in peacetime."

She shook her head.  "That's not what I mean.  I'm saying I like how you can't even guess what the writer is saying until after you've started reading.  Even then, if you don't have the comprehension skill, you won't be able to interpret what's being said, no matter how well you understand the language."

He looked at her with his head tilted.  "No wonder you didn't drink anything.  You're high.  You must have the good stuff."

"I'm not high," she said.  "I'm trying to be philosophical.  Apparently, I'm failing.  I was comparing books to skimpy armor.  The average person will look at someone like Shalista and think she's a weakling or a slut.  In truth, you could very well be staring at a world-class warrior, but you wouldn't know it until it's too late and you've already been run though."

"Yes, I see what you mean," he said, as if he'd had a eureka moment.  "Also, it's worth noting that in books, such warriors are treated as equals, just as capable of winning a fight as a warrior in the sturdiest armor.  They are depicted as mighty warriors who aren't promiscuous.  It's not about whether or not it's believable, but whether or not the author can make the unbelievable believable."

Lady Madison nodded.  "They are taken seriously in the world they exist.  People in the real world may be drooling over such women, but in their world, nobody blinks an eye.  Everybody's too enamored with the princess, hence the sexy warrior is just another woman and just another warrior."

After a brief silence, Hensley said, "My head is starting to hurt.  Maybe it's the alcohol or maybe I'm just thinking too hard about this subject."

It was pretty stupid.  "Yeah," she said.  "Let's shut up now and enjoy the weather."

After dropping him off at he home, she began her own trek home.

The House Of Ellis, Episode 14

Lady Madison and the others look flipped through the photobook, carefully observing the photographer's work.  Everything looked good and was in the order it should have been in.  The order of the sections were Lady Madison, Sophia, Lady Glinda, Lady Iocasta, Wendy, Cordelia, and finally Shalista, each woman with at least ten pictures in her individual set.  Then, the group sets came, with the highlight being some steamy false romance between Wendy and Lady Iocasta.

"You did good work," Shalista told the photographer.

"I always do my best when hot women...I mean, paying customers are involved," the photographer said.  "I only wish you'd included more nude pictures...for artistic purposes of course."

"Ooh, Shalista," Sophia said.  "Someone likes you."

Shalista flipped hair her.  "Heh, heh.  Naturally.  There's a reason my name is Shalista the Siren."  She turned ad slapped her bare buttocks, then looked back at the photographer.  "Isn't that right?"

The photographer moaned with delight.

"Eww!" Lady Glinda said.  "Let's get out of here before her pulls down his pants and starts jerking off in front of us."

So, they left the photographer to his fantasy and walked to the park to browse the book again.  "He really did do good work," Lady Madison said.

"I know, right?" Cordelia said.  "I may have him do a photobook for me someday."

After sitting and chatting in the park for a while, the women left the park and wound up around the library, where they Hensley was floating around.  Naturally, he was entranced by them.  "Well, hello, Hensley," Lady Madison said.

"L-L-Lady Madison," he said, looking away and blushing.  "Nice weather, huh?"

"Well, what's this?" Shalista asked.  "Does Lady Madison have a boyfriend?"

"Sometimes I wish," Hensley said dreamily.

"Don't tell her that," Lady Madison said.

"Heh, let's leave the lovers alone," Cordelia said.

As they all left, Lady Madison tried to follow, but Shalista stopped her.  "Stay.  Talk to him.  We'll just be flitting around."

It couldn't hurt.  She decided to stay.  She'd start by answering his question.  "The weather is nice."  What else could she talk about?  "Oh, I'm almost done reading that book.  I should have it returned by the end of the week."

He didn't dare look at her.  It was almost as if he thought he'd die if he did.  "Oh...that's nice.  I look forward to your next visit.  So...why are you and all those women walking around dressed like that?"

It was the question she expected.  "We're being sexy warriors.  I couldn't help but notice you were eyeing us."  She walked into his line of sight.  "So, which one do you like?"

He looked away again.  "I didn't mean to stare.  I was just surprised to see so many women walking around like that."

"Let me guess," Lady Madison said, preparing to answer her own question.  "It's Sophia, isn't it.  She only half your age.  I guess you like your women young.  You're lucky she likes smart people."

Then, one of the barbarians from the other day came over.  He was about the same height as Shalista and had bulging muscles.  "If it isn't you.  Nice day, huh?"

"Gah!" Hensley scream.  "Barbarian!"  He ran behind Lady Madison.  "Kill him!"

Lady Madison sighed.  "He's not doing anything to anybody.  He's fine."

"We didn't get properly acquainted last time," the barbarian said.  "I am Corlos the Crippler."

"And I am Lady Madison," she said.

"I am familiar with you," Corlos said.  "Your name is known far and wide.  Some call you the Dragon of Empora."

She'd never heard that before.  "That's new to me.  What else have you heard about me?"

"Just stories of your might and conquests," Corlos said.  "I would be glad to share warrior's tales with you over drinks."

She was interested in what he knew.  Maybe she could even learn why barbarians do what they do.  "I don't drink, but I'll still go."  She looked back.  "Feel free to come, Hensley."

"Why are you going with that barbarian?"

"It's a learning experience," she said.  "I know how you like learning, so I invited you.  Will you be joining us."

Hensley started walking, saying, "A drinking we shall go."

The House Of Ellis, Episode 13

Lady Madison and her friends entered the photographer's studio, much to his delight.  "Yes!  Hot women...I mean, customers.  What can I do for you?"

"We'd like to make a photobook," Lady Madison said.

He nodded.  "Yeah, I can give you a good deal.  How many pictures do you think you'll need?"

Lady Madison looked at Shalista.

"About a thousand," Shalista said.

"Okay," he said.  "Got some locations lined up?"

The Ellis family property was a diverse area.  In terms of natural settings, it had everything they needed.  "My family property is the perfect place," Lady Madison said.  "There are trees, farmland, and even a small stream.  That should get those creative juices flowing on both side."

"Heh, heh," Shalista laughed.  "I can't wait to show my creativity."

"I hope it's nothing lewd," Lady Madison said.

Shalista said nothing.

That couldn't be good.  "Shalista…"

"Come on, Maddy," Shalista said.  "We're supposed to be sexy warriors.  That means doing sexy things."

"Yeah, come on," the photographer said.  "I want to watch...I mean, I want to do the most professional job I can."

Sophia clapped and sarcastically said, "Nice save, Romeo."  Then she looked at Lady Madison.   "Can we trust this guy, milady?"

"Of course we can," she said.  "After all, I'm Lady Madison.  He knows what will happen if he enjoys things too much."  She looked at him.  "You're a photographer, so I can't stop you from looking.  But if you touch any of my friends...I'll just let you use your imagination."

"Yeah!" he said.  "Whips and chains for me tonight!  Hurt me bad, baby!"

"Can it, sleaze," Lady Madison said.

They all walked back to the Ellis family property.  The photographer looked around and said, "Whoa!  This place is a photographer's dream."

"Okay, let's get to work."

The women posed and had pictures taken for hours.  The had mock battles, pseudo-romantic situations, group photos, and simple pictures of each individual woman.  With the magic of the photographer's MagiCam, the pictures were available for immediate perusal.  "Well, it's getting late and you have a lot of pictures to look over," the photographer said.  "Just bring them to the shop when you decide which ones you want to use and I'll put together that book."  Once he packed up and left, the women began the tedious job of deciding which pictures would make it and which would get cut.

"I like this one," Wendy said, holding a picture of herself and Lady Iocasta looking longingly into each other's eyes.  They looked like they were really into each other.

"Nah," Shalista said.  "Too much black hair.  You should have taken one with me.  My red hair and your black hair clash beautifully.  Or maybe you and Lady Glinda would have worked.  "I like the long hair/short hair dynamic that could have come from that."

Lady Madison was sifting through the pictures went she came to Shalista's set.  She grumbled.  "Shalista…"

"What is it?" Shalista asked, coming over to look.  "Oh, yes.  Those have to be in."

"None of them are in," Lady Madison said.  "Topless, bottomless, totally nude.  Do you have some weird aversion to clothing?"

"I'll admit, I'm not particular fond of it," Shalista said.

She had to respect her honesty.  "Okay."  She picked out three of Shalista's pictures.  The first was Shalista nude on the farm looking back at the camera, halberd in hand.  The second was Shalista nude, lying at Lady Glinda's feet in defeat.  The last one was of Shalista face down, lying in the stream nude.  "I like these three."

"Yay!" Shalista cheered.  "So, what other ones are you picking?  I have mine all picked out."

"No more nude pictures," Lady Madison said.

Shalista slumped her shoulders and looked down.  "I need more time to decide."

In the end they settled for 200 of the pictures to go in the book.  Each woman would have their own section.  There would also be a group section, as well as pairs and foursomes, including combat and pseudo-romantic pictures.  Lady Madison wore all of her sexy armors, choosing several pictures of each.

"Well, it's time to pick a cover photo," Lady Madison said.  She picked one with all the women posing with their weapons and looking at the camera.  "I like this one."

"Looks good to me," Shalista said.

"No argument from me," Sophia said.

Lady Glinda, Lady Iocasta, Cordelia, and Wendy all nodded their approval.  And with that, it was decided.  "We can take them to the photographer tomorrow."

"No, I'll take them," Shalista said.  "I usually wake up early, so it will get there faster."

Lady Madison crossed her arms and said, "Like I'm going to trust an exhibitionist like you with our pictures.  You'll probably just sneak all of your nude ones in there."

Shalista looked away.  "I wouldn't do that."

"Then look me in the eyes and say that."

"I don't want to," Shalista said.

"I thought as much."

Cordelia stood and stretched.  "Well, I'm turning in.  Have a restful night, everyone.

"I'm coming, too," Wendy said.  "You guys have a restful night."

"We'll met at the photographer's shop tomorrow," Lady Glinda said, standing up.  "Have a restful night."  She took her leave with Lady Iocasta in tow.

Sophia yawned and fell out.

"She doesn't waste any time, huh?" Shalista asked, Lady Madison.  "Man, she really is a cutie."

Lady Madison got up, then scooped up Sophia.  "Yeah, yeah.  You can drool over her in the guest house."

"Aww," Shalista said.  "Can I hold her?"

"She's a grown woman, not a kitten," Lady Madison said.  She carried Sophia all the way to the guest house with Shalista fawning the whole time.

"Let me get the door," Shalista said, going ahead and opening it.

Lady Madison stepped in and walked to a bedroom that didn't have an "occupied" sign on it.  Shalista opened the door, allowing her to get in and put Sophia in the bed.  She took off Sophia's boots and put them neatly next to the bed, then covered her with the bed's sheets.

"You really care for her, huh?" Shalista

"Of course," Lady Madison answered, unable to contain smile.  "She's my tactician.  Intelligent, resourceful, connected, she's everything you could want in a subordinate."

Shalista turned away.  "So, this is the real Lady Madison.  Vicious on the battlefield, but a tender. compassionate away from it.  A woman who will take in strangers and even carry grown women to a comfortable bed.  Empora has a heck of a person in their military ranks.  Have a restful night."

The House Of Ellis, Episode 12

Lady Madison awoke to the smell of food.  Someone was making breakfast.  Had Shalista found her way to the kitchen?  More importantly, could she cook?  She hopped out of bed to find out.

She entered the kitchen to see it was indeed Shalista who was cooking.  "A sexy warrior and a chef as well, huh?"

Shalista looked back over her shoulder.  "Hello, there.  I was just busy being a good guest.  Care for some breakfast?  I'm cooking for everyone.  Wendy and Cordelia are getting in a morning workout, so I'm making the portions extra big."

"I could eat," Lady Madison said.  "I was just about to feed my horse and my Pegasus, so leave it on the training ground."

"You're going out in your sleeping gown?" Shalista said.  "Where's your sexy armor?"

"I'll put it on later," Lady Madison said, stepping into a pair of boots.  Then, she opened the door and stepped out into the front yard.

As she headed for the stables, she saw Cordelia and Wendy doing pushups on the training ground.  She greeted them before moving on to the stables.

Once she made it to the stables, her Pegasus and horse both looked her way and let out hearty neighs.  "Hey, boys.  It's feeding time."

After feeding them, she walked them out of the stable.  "There you go, Ravage," she said to the Pegasus.  "Stretch out those wings."

Ravage did so, much to the delight of Cordelia and Wendy, who stopped their workout to come over and watch.  "That horse is so pretty and that Pegasus looks so majestic," Wendy said.

"May we pet them?" Cordelia asked.

Lady Madison gestured to the horse, "Blazer is okay to pet."  Then, she gestured to the Pegasus.  "But Ravage doesn't like strangers to touch him.  You can try to pet him, but you do so at your own risk."

Wendy took the risk and Ravage responded well.

"Equines like Wendy," Cordelia said.  "She comes from a family of horse tamers and breeders.  I think that wild and belligerent horses can sense that, so they usually receive her well."

"So, I'm learning," Lady Madison said.

"I've always wanted to ride a Pegasus," Wendy said.  "I've ridden horses and even a unicorn, but never a Pegasus.  Let me ride him.  Please, please, please!"

"We'll ride him together," Lady Madison said.  "Let me eat and change into my armor first.  Feel free to ride Blazer in the meantime."  Then, she went to the training ground, where breakfast was waiting for her.  She sat and ate, watching Cordelia and Wendy take turns riding Blazer.  They looked like they were having so much fun.

After that, she took a quick bath, then tried to decide which sexy armor to wear.  She's bought a few sets.  It'd be ashamed to let them go unworn.  As much as she liked the Shalista-style armor, she'd switch it up.

She wound up going with a black leather armor minidress with an white iron breastplate.  She donned matching black elbow-length gloves and knee-high boots, as well.  She finished off the look with the her circlet and cape.  Before leaving, she checked herself out in the mirror and nodded her approval.

When she returned outdoors, she received hoots from Cordelia and Wendy.  "Sex-ay," Cordelia said.

Wendy was already mounted on Ravage, who did not seem to mind.  "I'm ready.  Let's fly."  Obviously, she couldn't wait.

"Let me take the reigns," Lady Madison said.  She climbed up and sat in front of grabbed the reigns.  "Now hang on."

"To you?" Wendy asked.

"What else are you going to grab onto?  We're both full grown women.  There's no need to make it seem weird."

"I-it's just that you're Lady Madison," Wendy said.  "The Lady Madison.  I'm scared."

"Okay, then fall off and die," Lady Madison said, reigning Ravage into motion.

Wendy wrapped her arms around her waist quickly.

After getting a good running start, Ravage rose up off of the ground, getting higher and higher.  Eventually, they were flying high above the city.  "It's so pretty up here," Wendy said.  Then she pointed and said, "Look, it's Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta.  And they're waving."

Lady Madison waved back, then soared on.  She made Ravage do tricks, all with people looking on and Wendy hanging on for dear life.  Barrel rolls, loop de loops, figure eights, high rises, and sudden drops.  She felt like a kids again.  "You having fun, Wendy?"

"I don't feel so good anymore," Wendy said, frowning.

That wasn't good.  Maybe she overdid it with the tricks.  "We're landing.  Just hang on."  So they flew back home, gradually declining as they did until Ravage touched down into a gallop and trotted to a stop.  "Okay, go for it."

Wendy jumped off and vomited.

"Eww!" Shalista said.  "Sexy warriors don't vomit.  I'm sure I don't have to tell you why."

Cordelia knelt next to Wendy and asked, "Are you alright?"

Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta came running.  "That was cool," Lady Glinda said.  "Can I go up next?"

"No, me!" Lady Iocasta whined.

Lady Madison shook her head.  "Let's give Ravage some rest.  You can ride Blazer, though."

The women spent time riding horses, exercising, and training.  Sophia came over to join in the fun as well.  Shalista made lunch for everyone.  After that, they all sighed and lied down in the grass.

"Everyone did well today," Shalista said.  "A sexy warrior knows when to stop and smell the roses every now and then.  Learning to relax will keep you sexy.  Oh, by the way.  I've thought of an activity for us to do."

"What is it?" Lady Madison asked.

"A photoshoot," Shalista said.  "We can even put out a photobook.  Naturally, you'll be the cover girl, being who you are.  The seven of us would make a killing.  What do you say?"

She'd bought all that sexy armor.  She may as well make the most of it.  "I'll do it, but we're all going to be on the cover.  We're all sexy warriors and friends.  We should all bask in the glory."

"Okay," everyone said.

That made her happy to hear.  She stood and said,  "To the photographer!"

The House Of Ellis, Episode 11

Left foot.  Right foot.  Lady Madison strode with confidence in her sexy armor, with her friends in tow.

"You're doing, Maddy," Shalista said with a smile.  "You're being a sexy warrior."

She looked back and saw Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta looking at her in awe.  Sophia was starstruck as well, but trying hide.  Maybe it's because she knew she was going to have to wear sexy armor herself.  "To the Novelty Armor Shop."

"No!" Sophia cried.

They dragged her all the way there, kicking and screaming.  When they entered, the clerk's jaw dropped.  "This is the best day ever."

"Suit up our friend here," Lady Madison said of Sophia.  "Make her look like us."

"Will do," the clerk said.  "By the way, I have some shoulder armor and a circlet that would go well with that armor and cape you've got on."

"Show me after you get my friend changed," Lady Madison said.

"Oh, and she'll be wearing it out," Shalista added.  "Keep her clothes.  We'll pick them up later."

"Understood," clerk said, dragging Sophia to the dressing rooms by the arm with her screaming the whole time.

About ten minutes later, Sophia came out in her sexy armor, unable to look at them.  "I know I look stupid.  Go on and get your laughs."

"We're all wearing the same," Lady Madison said.

"Way to go, Legs," Shalista said.  "You're more than just a pair of thighs.  You've got a decent chest, too.  Pretty nice if I do say so myself."

Sophia looked at them.  "Really?"

"Uh huh," Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta said and nodded in unison.

Sophia blushed.  "Oh...thanks.  I'm still not sure if I want to go out in this, but with all of you at my side I can manage."

Shalista shook her head.  "Nope.  You're not getting off that easy.  Turn around.  Let me see the back."  Sophia did so and Shalista nodded her approval.  "Nice."

Afterwards, the clerk showed Lady Madison the shoulder arm and circlet.  She liked it and after some coaxing from the others, she bought them.

"Wow, you look so badass," Lady Glinda said.  "It just the way the leader of a band of sexy warriors shoulder look."

"Huh?  When did I become the leader?  This was Shalista's idea."

Hey, you're wearing the cape, shoulder armor, and circlet," Shalista said.  "Besides, you're Lady Madison.  I would be proud to fall in line and walk behind you."

"Yet you won't join the military to do just that," Lady Madison said, rolling her eyes.

"This is just a fun little diversion," Shalista said.  "It's temporary.  I prefer to stay a traveler for reasons already discussed.  Anyway, lead us, leader."

She had to admit, she looked more like a leader than the others.  She may as well lead.  "Okay, sexy warriors.  Follow me."

Lady Madison led them out of the store and walked down the street with the others flanking her, two on each side.  She looked and saw them all smiling.  Men and teen boys saw their dreams.  Women looked as well, some in awe, others in jealousy.  "Heh, heh," she laughed, unable to contain it.

Then they came across fifteen muscular men in furry underwear carrying big swords and axes.  Their rippling muscles glistened with sweat as they walked and shared some laughs.  "Ah!" Lady Iocasta said.  "Barbarians!"

"Should we kill them?" Lady Glinda asked.

Lady Madison determined they weren't a threat.  They were laughing and joking.  "They're not bothering anybody.  Leave them be."

"You see that?" Shalista said.  "Barbarians don't wear much clothing, yet they are feared far and wide.  Do you know why?  Because their still badasses.  They walk around with confidence, proud to be seen in their underwear.  Underdressed they may be, but fierce warriors they are.  I find that it's not the same with female warriors.  I wonder why?"

"Because women are sexy?" Sophia asked.

Shalista pointed to the barbarians and asked, "So, they aren't sexy?"

Lady Glinda smiled and dreamily said, "Oh, yes.  I want to like them all over their bodies."

Lady Madison looked at Lady Glinda.  She had never heard her sound like that before.

"So, what's the difference?" Shalista said.  "If scantily-clad male warriors are just as sexy as the scantily-clad female warriors, then why are the males still taken seriously while the females aren't?"

Lady Madison answered, "Because..."  It stopped there.  She couldn't intelligently answer the question.  "That's a tough one.  Even someone as powerful as me wouldn't get taken seriously if I went out to battle like this.  I mean, I'm Lady Madison for crying out loud."

Shalista nodded.  "Yep.  That's the stigma of being a sexy warrior.  You always have to prove your strength to unbelievers.  You'll be called a slut and a harlot simply because you're a female who just happens to wear her armor a little skimpier."  Shalista looked at Lady Glinda as she said the next bit.  "You called me a trollop, even after I clearly had you beat as you wore full armor."

Lady Glinda looked at the ground.  "I'm sorry..."

"This is why the second tip is so important, which is why I brought you all out here to walk in public," Shalista said.  "You need to be comfortable and confident regardless of how others view you."

"Unless you're fat and flabby," Sophia said.

"You've already used that one, Legs," Shalista said.  "Try something else."

Lady Madison noticed the barbarians coming their way.  "What is your business with us?"

"Whoa, calm down," the lead barbarian laughed, raising his hands.  "We know who you are and we like living.  A few of my fellow barbarians just wanted to sit down and have a few drinks with you.  Do you accept?"

Lady Madison looked back at her friends.  Lady Glinda, Lady Iocasta, and Shalista nodded.  Sophia, being the only one under drinking age, looked at the ground.  Lady Madison wasn't a drinker herself.  "Sophia and I are out.  I don't drink and she can't.  Lady Glinda?  Lady Iocasta?  Shalista?"

"Sorry, but we move together," Shalista told the barbarians.

"I am in agreement," Lady Iocasta said.

"Let's meet up in a few hours, okay?" Lady Glinda said with a wink.  "I'm hanging with my friends right now."

"We understand, ladies," the lead barbarian said.  "Maybe next time."  The barbarians waved and took their leave.

"Are you all sure?" Lady Madison asked.

"It wouldn't be fun if we aren't all together," Shalista said.  "So where to now?"

"Um...to the park," Lady Madison said.

So, off they marched to the park where Lady Madison liked to go.  As soon as they entered, she noticed the two women in sexy armor she talked to the other day sitting there.  "Oh, hello."

They stood and bowed.  "Hello, milady."

Shalista nudged her arm and asked, "How do you know a pair of cuties like that?"

The two women giggled.  "Cuties?" the one with the black hair asked.  "Thank you."

The other one, a blond, said, "Thanks for conversing with us the other day.  I don't believe we gave you our names.  I am Cordelia."

The black hair said, "I'm Wendy.  It seems like you've created a group of women in sexy armor.  Can we join you?"

Lady Madison looked at Shalista.  "Can they?"

"Hmm...I don't know," Shalista said.  "We don't have a blond, but we have two with long black hair already."  She gestured to Lady Madison and Lady Iocasta.  "What do you guys do?"

"I'm a light wizard," Cordelia said.

"A healer, huh?" Shalista said.  "We don't have one of them yet."  She looked to Wendy.  "And you?"

"I don't have my bow with me, but I'm an archer," Wendy answered.

Shalista nodded.  "Turn around, both of you.  Let me see the back."

They looked confused, but did so.

"Yes," Shalista said.  "You're in."

Cordelia and Wendy gave each other high-fives and said, "Yes!"

"So, what do we do?" Cordelia asked.

"I...don't know," Shalista said.  "I guess we just walk around wearing sexy armor."

"That's fine," Cordelia and Wendy said.

And just like that, they got two new members.  "I'll try to get some activities planned so we don't get bored.  In the meantime, let's just walk around.  Where to, Lady Madison?"

She was at a loss.  She didn't have anyplace in mind.  Without thinking, she pointed in a random direction and said, "That way!"

The House Of Ellis, Episode 10

Lady Madison and Sophia were on the training grounds drinking tea as Shalista began her sexy warrior lessons with Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta.  Not knowing what the lessons included, Lady Madison listened intently.

"Okay, you two," Shalista said.  "It's time to learn how to become sexy warriors.  First, there are three overarching tips that are consistent.  First, be fit and firm.  Nobody want to see you in sexy armor if you weight 800 pounds and have saggy flesh all over the place."

Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta frowned, then checked each other.  "You're good," Lady Glinda said.

"You, too," Lady Iocasta said.

"You're both fine," Shalista said.  "I checked you out myself.  Anyway, on to the second tip.  Be comfortable and confident."  She glared at Lady Madison.

"Urk!" Lady Madison gasped.

Shalista shifted her attention back to the two young knights.  "And finally, the third tip.  Don't get hit.  As you saw when we last fought, it doesn't matter what your opponent is wearing and what weapons they're using if they can't hit you.  So, any questions before we go further?"

Lady Glinda raised her hand.  "What do I do if a man comes onto me?"

"That depends on how you feel about the guy," Shalista answered.  "Being a sexy warrior doesn't have to mean being a slut.  You don't have to give in to sexual advances if you don't want to.  I, for example, am still a virgin at thirty-three because I choose to be.  Being a sexy warrior requires you to truly be comfortable with yourself."

"Unless you're fat and saggy," Sophia chimed in.

"Shut up, Legs!" Shalista shot back.  Then she looked at the two young knights again.  "Any other questions?"

"What if other female knights laugh at us or make fun of our skimpy armor," Lady Iocasta inquired.

"Tip two," Shalista said.  "Be comfortable and confident.  You have to comfortable with your body and confident in your abilities.  Maybe those other women are concerned for your safety, but they are usually jealous because they can't rock the sexy armor like you can.  If you have the looks to pull it off and the skills to be successful, the fault is with them, not you.  For example, this Belinda woman I've heard about."  She looked at Lady Madison.  "What's she like?"

"It's as you say," Lady Madison answered.  "She is extremely comfortable with her body and extremely confident in her skills.  She's been wearing sexy armor for thirteen years now and has never once tried to cover up.  She's almost as powerful as me and I don't think she's lost once."

Shalista nodded.  "Sophia.  Why do you wear a miniskirt and a regular shirt as battle gear?"

"I'm primarily a spellcaster, so I already don't wear armor to begin with," Sophia said.  "Also, I specialize in stealth and assassination, so armor would only slow me down and make too much noise.  Finally, I can protect myself with magic shields, so I don't need the added expense or maintenance that come with full armor.  Simply put, regular clothes make more sense to me and the jobs I do."

"And she's extremely proficient, if I do say so myself," Lady Madison said.

"See?" Shalista said to the two knights.  "You have two people you know personally as examples that you can be sexy and successful as a warrior.  Screw what everyone else thinks.  "Now then, seeing how as everyone here is good at tips one and three, let's practice the second tip.  To the town."

A shiver went down Lady Madison's spine.  "What?  What do you mean?"

"We're going into town to work on this girls' confidence," Shalista answered.  "You can't be a sexy warrior and be ignored.  People are going to look.  That's just the reality of the situation.  You're welcome to join us."

"Please come with, Lady Madison," Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta begged.

"With you around, we're sure to be take seriously," Lady Glinda said.  "I mean, you're Lady Madison.  I know I'd be a lot more comfortable with you around."

"But I have to change," Lady Madison said.  "I can't be seen walking around like this.  I mean...my butt..."

"Please don't change," the other four said.

"You're on vacation," Shalista said.  "Live it up.  Be a sexy warrior with us.  Remember, you're not Lady Madison, face of the Emporan military.  You're Madison Ellis, citizen of Empora.  It there's anytime you should do it, it's now.  You know you want to."

Lady Madison groaned.  "Can I at least get my cape.  I really don't want my butt to show."

"Sure," Shalista said.  "It will make you look even more badass."

"Thank you.  I'll be right back."  She hurried inside, pulled her cape out of her armor closet and put it on.  Then, she checked herself out in the mirror to make sure her backside had enough coverage.  She took one look at her military armor and asked, "Why am I doing this?  I'm not a sexy warrior."  She briefly thought about changing before ultimately deciding not to.

Upon setting foot outside, she received whistles and howls from the other.  "Ooh, look at her," Lady Iocasta said.  "She's so cute in her little armor and little cape.  She's looks so cool."

Shalista shook her head and laughed.  "I thought you were going to wuss out on us for a minute."

"I thought about it," Lady Madison said.  "I still don't know why I didn't. but let's go before I change my mind.  To town!"

The five women traveled down the path to the city.  Once they emerged from the trees, all eyes immediately looked their way.  Lady Madison froze.

"What's wrong?" Shalista asked.

"They're looking directly at me," Lady Madison said.  "I'm so embarrassed right now.  This is stupid.  I'm going home."  She turned back.

"No, no, no," Sophia said, grabbed her hand.  "You look good.  Don't waste this armor just sitting at home."

"That's easy for you to say," Lady Madison cried.  "You're at least wearing something that resembles clothing."

Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta let of relieved sighs.  "It's really not that bad," Lady Glinda said.  "The first time we came through, I was embarrassed, too.  Now, relief is the only thing I feel.  I'm out there and I realized what I've been missing.  I feel liberated, sexy, and empowered."

Lady Madison groaned and turned around.  Everyone was still staring.  "Um...hi, everyone."

The whispers started.  "Is the Lady Madison?"

"Whoa!  I didn't know she was hiding a body like that under all that armor."

"Where's her armor?  She looks so awkward?"

"Lady Madison?  More like Lady Sexy."

Then, one teenage girl walked over and grabbed her hand.  "I think you look cool.  I want to be just like you because you're still Lady Madison, the baddest badass in the Empire.  It doesn't matter what you're wearing."

She looked at the teenager, then at Sophia, who was nodding and smiling.  And just like that, the embarrassment disappeared.  She took a deep breath, stepped forward, and started walking.

"Are we good to go?" Shalista asked.

Lady Madison nodded.  "Yes.  Let's go."

"To the Novelty Armor Shop," Shalista said.  "Let's get Sophia sexed up so we all can match."

Sophia's eyes widened as she looked over and gasped.  "What?"

The House Of Ellis, Episode 9

"Okay, I have the tea," Lady Madison said, coming out of the kitchen.  She had a tray in her hands with a teapot and three teacups.  She looked and saw Shalista sitting in a chair near a table.  "Sophia's still changing?"

Shalista nodded.  "Yep.  She's a cutie.  I can't wait to see what she trots out here in.

Lady Madison set the tea on the table  Then, she poured tea for each of them and sat.  "I hope you like mint tea.  It's Sophia's favorite."

That's when Sophia came down the hall.  She had changed into a green short-sleeved shirt, brown pleated leather skirt, and white knee-high boots.  Her dagger was safely tucked in a sheathe strapped to her left thigh.  "Whew.  I feel better now that I've changed."

Shalista's mouth fell agape.  "Oh my...those legs!"

Sophia looked down.  "Huh?  What wrong with my legs?"

"Nothing except that they're too perfect," Shalista answered.  "Your thighs are so thick and thunderous, but not fat or flabby.  If I were into women, I'd want to lick them.  I'll be you've won as many hearts with those legs as you've pierced with that dagger."

"I'm only nineteen," Sophia said.  "I don't have much experience in the ways of the heart.  I haven't even been approached by a single guy, yet...though my legs do get a lot of compliments."  She then sniffed the air.  "Is that mint tea?"

"Hot and already poured," Lady Madison said.

Sophia sat next to Lady Madison, picked up her cup, sat back, crossed her legs, and took a long sip.  "Ah, yes.  It's been a long time I've been able to experience bliss like this."  She looked at Lady Madison.  "So who's this new friend you've made in my absence?"

Shalista stood, struck a dramatic pose, and said, "I am Shalista the Siren, age thirty-three.  I am a traveler roaming the world in search of riches and renown."

Sophia coughed and spat up the tea she was drinking.  "What?  Did you say thirty-three?  I could have sworn you were seventeen."

Shalista laughed.  "I do look young, don't I?  I must say, though, you're the first person to ever assume I was that young."

"It wasn't a compliment," Sophia said.  "I meant you are childishly immature."

Shalista looked down at her and smiled.  "I don't want to hear that from someone who almost got killed trying to play a prank on her boss, then laughed about it like an insane women."

Sophia looked down.  "Point taken.  My ribs still hurt."

"Don't trade barbs with me, child," Shalista said.  "Hurt feelings are all you'll get.  If this were a sexy legs competition though, there's no way I could beat you."

Sophia looked at Shalista.  "You're really obsessed with my legs, aren't you?"

"You HAVE seen them, right?" Shalista asked.  "I mean, they are yours."

"Okay, I'm going to change," Lady Madison said.  "I don't feel comfortable being seen like this by Sophia."

"No, don't!" Shalista and Sophia shouted, shooting pleading looks her way.

"What?" she asked.

"It's fine," Sophia said.  "You don't have to worry about whether you look bad in front of me.  I like it.  I certainly don't think less of you because of it."  She slapped her legs.  "It's not as if I have any right to look down on your armor when I'm wearing this."

"Are you sure?" Lady Madison asked.

"You're still Lady Madison, no matter what you're wearing," Sophia said.  "You're still that powerful woman who has won many victories for Empora.  You're still the woman who strikes fear into the heart of those who dare attack this great Empire of ours.  Still the woman I want to be like...be can never measure up to."

"Sophia..." Lady Madison started to say.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

"Should I answer it?" Shalista asked.  "I know you have an image to protect and all."

Lady Madison shook her head.  "No, it's my house and you were right with what you said earlier.  If I can't wear sexy armor at home, I shouldn't have bought it."  She stood, swallowed her pride, and headed for the door.

Opening it, she saw Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta wearing sexy armor.  Lady Iocasta looked nervous, while Lady Glinda looked pissed.  "Oh, you two.  I wasn't expecting you over.  What brings you here today?"

"I-is Ms. Shalista in?" Lady Iocasta asked.

"Yes, she is," Lady Madison answered.

Shalista wandered over.  "I heard my name.  What's going on?"  Then, she saw Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta.  "Oh, look at you two.  You look guys look delish.  So, what did you need me for?"

Lady Glinda blushed and looked at the ground.  "I've never been so frickin' embarrassed in my life.  I'm mean, I'm a knight and I'm barely covered."

"Excuse my friend," Lady Iocasta said.  "We've come to learn from you.  Please teach us how to be sexy warriors."

"You really want to become sexy warriors?" Shalista asked.

Lady Glinda grumbled.  "When you beat us the other day, it was both humbling and embarrassing.  We were wearing all that armor and there were two of us and you were barely covered, yet we still got our asses thoroughly kicked.  We started to wonder if maybe there was something to fighting in sexy armor, so we bought some and came over."  She dropped to her knees and kowtowed.  "Please teach us, Shalista.  Teach us the art of fighting in sexy armor."

Lady Iocosta kowtowed as well.  "I am of the same sentiment."

"Stand," Shalista said.

The two knights did so.

"Turn around."

Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta gave each other a confused look, did so.

Shalista nodded and said, "Yes, I can work with you.  To the training grounds."

Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta looked at each other, then gasped and blushed.

"What?" Shalista asked.  "This is what you wanted, right?"

The House Of Ellis, Episode 8

Lady Madison stepped out her front door, donning the thong armor she'd bought a few hours ago.  Shalista was standing right there waiting for her.  She was already starting to get embarrassed.  "How is it?  Do I look stupid?"

Shalista circled her finger.  "Turn around.  Let me see the backside."

Reluctantly, Lady Madison did so.

Shalista whistled.  "Nice."

Lady Madison turned back around and covered her butt with her hands.  She was so embarrassed right now.  "Shalista…"

"I don't know what you what me to say," Shalista said.  "You've got a nice butt.  I have to admit, I'm kind of jealous."

Lady Madison grumbled.  "I'm changing."

"Why did you buy it if you aren't going to wear it?" Shalista said.  "You're at home.  If you can't wear it here, where can you wear it."

"It's...just too much," Lady Madison said.  "I mean...my butt is completely out."

"You just haven't adjusted yet.  Let's hit the training grounds for an hour or so and you won't want to wear anything else.  If you still hate it, I'll buy it off you for twice what you paid."

"Hmm..."  It couldn't hurt.  It was as Shalista said.  She was at home.  No one could see her.  And it would be ashamed to let it go to waste.  "O-okay."

So they spent an hour on the training grounds.  Then a second.  And a third.  Lady Madison plopped down on the ground and crossed her legs.  "What a workout.  I don't think I've ever gone that hard."

Shalista plopped down next to her.  "You had fun, right?  And you didn't even once complain about your armor."

Lady Madison looked down at her body.  It felt so good, she forgot she was wearing it.  "Okay, I admit it, I like the armor.  Are you happy now?"

Shalista nodded.  "Yep."

Suddenly, Lady Madison felt something.  There was another person, hidden from view.  They were being watched.  She looked south where the trees of the surrounding forest were closest to the training ground.  She stood.  "I don't know who you are, but come out now and I may let you live."

Shalista looked up at her.  "What's wrong?"

"Surely a warrior like you knows when she's being watched, right."  Returning her attention to the trees, she said, "I won't say it again!  Come out of the trees right now!  If you try to escape, I will catch you and kill you!"

No response.

It looked like this was not going to end without bloodshed.  "I have given you fair warning.  Now you will learn the mistake you made trespassing on the property of Lady Madison Ellis!"  Her hand started glowing blue.  Then she pointed where she thought the threat was and called out, "Ice!"  An ice spike roughly the size of a man formed in front of her hand and flew into the trees, breaking when it hit the air near the forest.

Shalista stood.  "A force barrier."

Lady Madison nodded.  "Looks like we're dealing with a force mage.  You stay here.  I'm going into the trees."

Shalista looked out at the trees and gasped.  "Lady Madison!"

She looked at the trees and saw faint distortions of the air coming at her fast.  Force knives.  She deflected them with one might swing of her sword and ran toward the trees.  "You've just made the last mistake of your life!"

When she got near the trees, someone jumped out at her with a dagger.  The person was completely covered in a loose garment resembling something worn by ninjas.  Lady Madison countered by knocking her aside with the flat of her blade.

"Ungh!" the person grunted as they flew and crashed down into the training ground.  Judging by the sound of their voice, the intruder was female.  She went rolling right up into she was at Shalista's feet.

Shalista kicked away the dagger and sat down on her stomach.  "Looks like you're up Crap Creek now.  Was it worth it?"

Lady Madison hurried over and put her sword to the woman's head.  "You're dead.  Take off the mask so I can look into the eyes of the maggot who crawled onto my property."

The woman started laughing.

"Have I said something humorous?"  Lady Madison realized she recognized that laugh.  "Wait a minute, take off that mask."

The woman did so.  It was a young woman, in her late teens.  She had brown hair tied into a ponytail, green eyes, and a flawless face.  "It's me."

"Sophia?"

"So you recognize me?" Sophia said.  "I must say, I barely recognize you because of the sexy armor.  A lot's changed since we last met a few months ago, huh?"

"Don't worry, this armor isn't going to become a regular thing."

Shalista looked up at Lady Madison.

"It's okay, you can let her up.  She's not an enemy.  She's my stupid, STUPID subordinate, Sophia Winchester."  Lady Madison glared at Sophia.  "I almost killed you, stupid idiot.  If I hadn't used the flat of my blade, you'd be dead."

"I have to admit, I was scared when you swatted me out of the air like a fly," Sophia said, working up to her feet.  "I almost pissed my pants when I saw you swinging that sword."

"It's not funny," Lady Madison said, her voice cracking.  "You know I care for you, right?"

Sophia held her ribs and groaned.  "You sure do have a funny way of showing it."

"Grr...Sophia," Lady Madison grumbled.  "I'm on vacation.  What did you come for?"

"I just came to hang out and drink some tea," Sophia answered.  "Maybe I could even get to know your friend here."

Lady Madison turned and sighed.  "Fine.  I'll brew some up and we all can have a nice talk.  Follow me."

Sophia pulled a pack off her back.  "Yay!  Just give me a chance to change into something more comfortable."  There was a brief silence before Sophia said, "By the way, milady.  I hope you don't mind me saying so, but you have a very nice butt."

Shalista laughed.  "I know, right?"

Lady Madison felt a scream welling up inside her but resisted the urge.  "Go home."

The House Of Ellis, Episode 7

Lady Madison was hard at work on her training grounds in her sexy armor.  The sun beamed down on her and she'd worked up quite a sweat.  It felt it, to train in less than full armor for a change.

Her guest, Shalista, was sitting on the ground, watching and drinking water.  "You look like you're having fun."

Lady Madison couldn't contain a smile.  "I'm comfortable wearing this armor.  If I'd been wearing my standard stuff, I'd probably have collapsed from heatstroke by now."

"The benefits of sexy armor," Shalista said.  "Embrace them with all your might."

"By the way, I've been meaning to ask you something," Lady Madison said.

Shalista drank some water.  "What is it?"

"Is it not embarrassing to walk around with your butt showing like that?"

Shalista shook her head.  "Not if you're hot, confident, and in good shape.  I've been doing it for years and never felt embarrassed because of it."

"Not even in the beginning?" Lady Madison asked.

"Why are you asking me these questions?" Shalista asked.  Then, she smiled.  "Ooh, you little vixen.  You want to do it, don't you?"

A chill went down Lady Madison's spine as she avoided looking at her.  "N-no.  I was just curious."

Shalista stood up and sauntered toward her.  "Don't lie.  You want it so bad, it hurts.  You wish to walk around wearing the skimpiest armor you can...but you can't because of who you are and what you represent.  Deep down inside you want to cut loose and let it all hang out.  Go on and unleash the temptress inside."  She slapped her butt.

"Stop that," Lady Madison scolded.

Shalista chuckled.  "Ha, you're blushing.  Don't worry, it's okay to admit it."

"N-no, this is sexy enough."

"Okay, okay, I understand," Shalista said.  "Well, I'm going into town to see if I can take a job and earn some money.  See you later."

Lady Madison continued training.  "She doesn't know what's she's talking about."

After training for a little while longer, she bathed, put on a nice dress and boots, grabbed her library book, and went into town.  She went to the park and sat on the bench, cracking open her and reading.  Eventually, a cat jumped on the bench and curled up next to her.  She stopped reading and patted its head.  "You're a good kitty."

Then, two women wearing sexy armor entered the park with the biggest smiles on their faces.  "Hey, look.  It's Lady Madison."  They came over and conversed with her a little.  Once that was over and the women were walking away, Lady Madison noticed their backsides were exposed like Shalista.

"No," she said to herself, shaking her head.  "I don't want the armor.  I DON'T want the armor."  She continued reading, but couldn't shake the thought of that armor.  "I don't want it.  It looks stupid."

She stood and grumbled.  The she started walking and when she stopped, she found herself standing in front of the Novelty Armor Shop.  "I won't buy that stupid armor.  I just want to look around."  She pushed open the door and entered."

"Welcome the Novelty Armor Shop," the clerk said.  "Oh, you're back.  So, did you enjoy the armor you bought the other day?"

Lady Madison didn't answer the question.  She simply pointed to things.  "I want that.  And that.  And that, too."  She looked around and spread her arms.  "Heck, give me the whole store."

The clerk smiled and clasped his hands.  "I'll take that means you did.  Let me guess.  You liked it so much, you want to go even sexier."

Lady Madison realized how it sounded.  "I'm not a slut, you know."

"Of course," the clerk said.  "I'm one of the few people in this world who understands that sexy armor doesn't necessarily mean sexy intentions.  A lot of my return customers are So how sexy do you want to go?"

"I w-want some t-thong armor," she said meekly.

"What was that?" the clerk asked.  "I couldn't hear you."

"T-thong, p-please," she said, quietly.

"I really can't hear you," the clerk said.

She was getting tired of this.  "Give me a freaking thong!" she exploded.

"Okay, okay," the clerk said.  "You don't have to be ashamed of it.  It's not like you'd be the only one wearing it.  That's a very popular style among female warriors these days."

"But I'm Lady Madison," she said.  "I can't be seen buying stuff like this, much less wearing it."

"It's not easy being the face of the Emporan military and an idol to aspiring female warriors throughout the Empire, huh?" the clerk asked.  "Anyway, can I assume you want something similar to what your red-haired friend wears?"

Was he talking about Shalista?  "Yes."

He nodded.  "Okay.  I remember your sizes, so I'll grab something for you."

"I'd like some other stuff, too," she said.

"Just tell me what you'd like and I'll get it for you."

Lady Madison picked out five armors, including the Shalista armor, each in their own bag.  She couldn't wait to get home and try them on.  She felt good, smiling as she stepped out the door.

Shalista was standing right outside the door, looking at her with a smile.  "You are so obsessed.  It looks like you really went crazy in there."  Then, she snatched a random bag from her.

"Hey..." Lady Madison said weakly.  "No..."

Shalista pulled out the Shalista outfit.  "So you gave in and got it, huh?  I knew you wanted to wear it."

Lady Madison looked down and away.

"What are you so embarrassed for?" Shalista asked, shoving the armor back in the bag.  "You're powerful, you're mature, and sexy, too.  You have nothing to be ashamed of."

"But I'm Lady Madison."

"Which is precisely why you SHOULD be wearing this armor," Shalista said.  "You're a living legend who has done much for her nation.  You deserve a reward.  That reward is to relax, wear sexy armor, and feel good doing it.  It's not you're betraying Empora just because you're wearing skimpy armor when you're on vacation.  Now, let's get you home and you into this armor."

The House Of Ellis, Episode 6

Lady Madison stood in her training grounds.  To her right were Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta, two young knights for the Emporan military.  They were fully armored and armed with wooden training swords that were about 36 inches, the length of a standard Emporarn military sword.

To her left was Shalista, a traveler who introduced Lady Madison to the comforts of sexy armor.  She was armed with 78 inch staff, about the size of her halberd.  As someone who wore sexy armor, she was barely covered.

To keep things safe, their real weapons were behind Lady Madison herself.  "If things go to far, I'll shall interject myself.  Understood?"

The three participants all looked at her and nodded.

"Very well, you can start when you're ready."

Lady Glinda faced Shalista and stepped forward.  "Prepare, demon.  I shall be your opponent."

Both women got into their fighting stances.  Lady Glinda moved first, rushing in to attack.

Shalista jabbed her in the stomach with her staff.  "Dead."

Lady Glinda continued the assault, slashing at Shalista's head.  Shalista ducked the attack and kicked her in the butt.  Lady Glinda turned and found her face only a few inches away from the end of Shalista's staff.

Shalista smiled.  "Dead."

Lady Glinda gasped.

Shalista lowered her staff with one hand and gestured to her body with the other hand.  "You have all this meat to slice into, yet you attack my head?  What a waste of your advantage."

Lady Glinda snarled and roared, "Shut up!"  She then continued her assault.

Shalista raised her staff and blocked the incoming attack.  Then, she kicked Lady Glinda's hand, causing her to drop her weapon.  Finally, she kicked her back and kicked her weapon aside.  "Dead."

Lady Glinda made a desperate dive for her weapon, but was swatted down.  Shalista stood one foot on her back and plunged her staff into the ground next to her head.

"Dead."  Shalista laughed.  "You can't beat me."

Lady Glinda grumbled and struggled briefly.  "I...I yield."

"What was that?" Shalista asked.  "I didn't quite hear you."

"You beat me!" Lady Glinda growled.  "Now get off, trollop!"

Shalista looked at Lady Iocasta.  "Your turn.  I can't wait to devour you, you tasty-looking morsel."

"Silence, demon!" Lady Iocasta growled, running toward her.

Shalista ran in and blocked an attack, then swept the legs from under Lady Iocasta.  Down went the knight and Shalista sat on top of her and pressed her staff down on her neck.  "Dead."

"Gack!" Lady Iocasta choked as she struggled underneath her.

Shalista  smiled.  "Okay, I'll let you stand up."  She got off of the knight, who immediately attacked her upon getting up.  She sent her right back to the ground by flipping her to the ground.  She then disarmed the young knight, turned her over on her stomach, planted her knee into the side of her head, and twisted her arm.  "Just give up."

"A-argh!" Lady Iocasta screamed.  "Someone...help me!"

Lady Glinda retrieved her training sword and charged in.

Shalista released her grip on Lady Iocasta and used her staff to knock away Lady Glinda's training sword.  She then blocked a punch before grabbing Lady Glinda's hair and pulling her head down, then viciously driving her knee into her face.  Lady Glinda crumpled and fell to the ground, writhing and moaning in pain.

Lady Iocasta trying to grab her training sword, but was kicked in the face by Shalista and wound up lying on her back.  "No...mother!"

Shalista kicked her leg high and dropped her heel on her face, knocking her out.

Lady Madison decided to end things here.  "Okay, that's enough."

Shalista held her head high while the two knight lay on the ground groaning.  "Not bad, huh?"

"Pretty darned good, actually," Lady Madison answered.  "You're at least as good as Lady Belinda.  I must admit, I'm quite surprised.  I would be honored if you'd devote your services to the Emporan military."

"No..." Lady Glinda moaned, working her way back to her feet.  "I can...still fight."

"I said that's enough," Lady Madison said.  "She's humiliating you.  It's obvious that you can't beat this woman.  If this were a real fight, she'd have killed the both of you within seconds.  Honestly, I'm getting embarrassed just watching.  You may take your weapons and leave."

"Yes, milady," Lady Glinda said sadly.  She limped over and helped Lady Iocasta up and they staggered over to retrieve their weapons.  Then, they started to leave.

"Hey, you two," Shalista said.

They both stopped.  Lady Iocasta looked back and whimpered, "No...please!"

"Don't worry, the beating is over,"Shalista said.  "I just wanted to make a point."

"What?" Lady Glinda grumbled.

"Look at all the armor you're wearing and look at how little I'm wearing," Shalista said.  "You took one look and thought you were going to easily beat me, yet you're the one's walking away in defeat.  I won because I'm better than you, not because I'm wearing the finest armor and wielding the finest weapons.  Remember that.  Well, I've said my piece.  You are free to go."

The two young knights staggered away moaning and groaning.

Lady Madison decided to continue her pitch.  "If you were to join the Emporan military, you'd be well taken care of.  I'm sure you'd be an asset, racking up victories."

"Nah, I'm good," Shalista said.  "Sure, being a traveler has some downsides, but on the whole it's good.  I mean, I get to travel to all kinds of exotic locations, stay as long as I want, and take whatever jobs I want.  It would be nice to be hailed as some mighty hero, but I like the independent lifestyle more.  Thanks for the offer, though."

That was too bad.  Empora could use someone like her.  "If you ever change your mind, let me know."

The House Of Ellis, Episode 5

Lady Madison looked herself over in the mirror.  The sexy armor she'd bought felt good and with the boots and gloves, it looked good on her fit, firm body.  It was flattering to the point of making her blush.  "Hmm, I suppose this isn't half bad."

She looked down from the mirror and at her body.  "I really am sexy.  I'm glad I bought the armor."  She completed the look with the sheathe and sword she wore yesterday.  Then she posed around for a bit.

She draw the sword and raised it in the air.  "I am Lady Madison, sexy warrior.  I may be vulnerable and cold, but I am sexy and empowered.  Hear me roar!"  With that, she sheathed her sword and headed out to the guest house to see Shalista.

As soon as she stepped out of her front door she heard a female grunting and shouting.  It was coming from the training grounds.  She hurried to she what was going on.

It was Shalista, hard at work with her halberd.  She slashed and stabbed at the training dummies Lady Madison had set up, her body glistening with sweat.  She had good technique and an equally good work ethic.  Perhaps she'd be interested in joining the Emporan military.

Then, Shalista noticed her and stopped an attack mid-thrust, standing upright and facing her.  "So, you're wearing armor.  You look good.  How do you feel?"

"Liberated," Lady Madison answered.  "It does feel good in this heat."

"Heh, heh, behold the benefits of sexy armor," Shalista laughed.

Lady Madison low down at her body again.  "I still can't believe I'm wearing something like this.  I mean, I'm Lady Madison.  This isn't the type of stuff I wear."

Shalista looked toward the path to the Ellis House and pointed.  "Expecting company?"

"No."  Lady Madison looked and saw a pair of female Emporan knights in full armor coming.  "Oh no.  I can't be seen like this."  It didn't seem like the women had seen her yet.  Maybe she could hurry and change.

Then, the women started running toward them.

She'd never make it to the house before they got to her.  All she could do was look away.

"What's wrong?" Shalista asked.

"Those two look up to me as the ultimate female warrior," Lady Madison said.  "To be seen like this by them of all people..."

"Is that you, Lady Madison?" one of the women asked.

Well, there was no more use looking away anymore.  She turned their way, looking down at her feet.  "Lady Glinda.  Lady Iocasta.  What brings you here today?"  She briefly looked up and saw tears running down Lady Iocasta's face before looking back down at her feet.

"No, not you," Lady Iocasta said, her voice quivering.  "We'd expect something like this from Lady Belinda, but not you.  How shameful."

"Lady Belinda?" Shalista asked.

"My best friend who fights in sexy armor," Lady Madison said.

"To think we looked up to you," Lady Glinda said.  "Why?"

"Hey, what's your problem?" Shalista asked.

"Silence, you cockroach," Lady Glinda said.  "No one is speaking to you."

Lady Iocasta sniffled.  "It was you.  You're the one who corrupted a mighty warrior like Lady Madison and made her wear such ridiculous armor.  Lady Glinda, if we get rid of her, our heroine will come to her senses once again."

"You children better go home before you get hurt," Shalista said.  Gone was that fun-loving, jovial tone she'd spoken with since Lady Madison met her.  She was serious.  Deadly serious.

Lady Madison could not let what was about to happen to play out.  Gone was the embarrassment of being seen like this by Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta.  "Stop!" Lady Madison shouted.  "I may be on vacation and wearing this armor, but I'm still your superior.  Shalista is the newest of my friends and I wish for her stay here to be as comfortable as possible.  Now then if my words aren't good enough and you doubt my strength because of this armor..."

Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta both gasped and looked frightened.  "W-we would never u-underestimate you," Lady Glinda said.  "We j-just wanted to s-save you."

"P-please let us vanquish this demon," Lady Iocasta said.

Lady Madison stayed even.  "What did I just say?"

Then, Shalista stepped forward.  "Thank you, Lady Madison, but it's obvious they want to fight me.  The only thing stopping them is that they are scared pissless of you.  They will simply attack me when I'm not near you.  I wish to nip that in the bud right now."

Lady Madison looked at the two female knights.  "Do you really do to fight her?"

Lady Glinda and Lady Iocasta nodded.

"Okay, but training swords will be used.  No real weapons and no magic.  Understood, you two?"

They nodded.

"Understood, Shalista?"

Shalista nodded.

"Very well.  Let's get some training weapons and begin."

The House Of Ellis, Episode 4

Lady Madison entered the shop with Shalista and looked around.  There were a number of sexy armors all over the place.  "Hmm, can I really do it?  Can I really buy sexy armor?"  She was one of Empora's mightiest warriors, after all.

"Aww, don't tell me you're getting cold feet," Shalista said.

"I'm thirty-two years old," Lady Madison said.  "This is something that slutty women and nineteen-year old wear."

"I'm thirty-three," Shalista said, pointing to her lean, sculpted body.  "I always say if you've got it, flaunt it because one day you won't have it.  As for being slutty...there's nothing wrong with tanning some hides and melting men's hearts.  And like you said before we came in, you won't be wearing it in public."

Lady Madison took a deep breath and slowly exhaled.  "You right...and did you say thirty-three."

Shalista nodded.  "Yep, I'm older than you.  Now great in there and buy some sexy armor."

"Yes," Lady Madison said.  "Sexy armor."

Then, a worker came over.  "Hello and welcome to The Novelty Armor Shop.  Is there any..."  He stood mouth agape for a moment.  "Could it be?"  He looked her over.  "Lady Madison is in my store!  Oh, how long I've waited for this day!  Can I help you find anything?"

Crap.  He recognized her.  She looked to the door, only to see Shalista standing in the way.  "I can't do it.  Get out of way."

"You can," Shalista said.  "Stop being so weird about it.  You're supposed to be in your thirties."

Lady Madison turned back around and asked the clerk, "do you have something sexy, but modest?"

The clerk laughed.  "Define modest."

She grabbed Shalista, turned her around, and pointed to her butt.  "Something that covers more than this."

Shalista giggled.  "Jealous?"

The clerk nodded.  "Yeah, I got something you might like.  Follow me."

She did so and was led to what looked like a bra and panties made of iron.  "Those are some nice underwear.  So, where's the armor?"

"But it's what you wanted," the clerk said.  "It's sexy, while still providing more coverage the what your friend is wearing.  It comes with matching knee-high boots and elbow-length gloves.  It can be yours for the low cost of twenty gold."

It did look good and she would only wear it at home.  "I'll take it."

The clerk smiled.  "Okay, let's get you fitted to make sure it's not too small.  And do you want it wrapped up or will you be wearing it out."

"Wrap it!" she said quickly.

Afterwards, Lady Madison hit the streets, with her new armor in a bag and her new friend in tow.  She looked down at her shopping bag and smiled.  "I did it.  I bought sexy armor.  I can't wait to get home and try it on."

"I can't wait to see you in it," Shalista said.  "We'll be the Sexy Armor Sisters."

"No," Lady Madison said.  "We won't."

"Aww!" Shalista whined.  "Anyway, what kind of house does a mighty warrior like you live in.  Someone as renowned as you must live in a palace."

As they came to the path that led to the Ellis House, she said, "You'll see soon enough.  We're almost there."

When they made it to the end of the path, Shalista's jaw dropped.  "No way.  You really live here?"

"I do."

"I would love to have a house like this," Shalista said.  "It must be so much fun."

"It is when I'm here," Lady Madison said.  "Fortunately our enemies to the north have been quiet, so I've been able to lay my head here more often.  And I'm on vacation right now, so I don't have to leave if I don't want to."  She remembered that Shalista said she was a traveler.  "By the way, do you have a place to stay."

"Not yet," Shalista said.  "I was looking for a place when I came across that armor shop.  I spent hours in there deciding what to get and when I came out, there you were."

"Why don't you stay here until you get ready to set out again?"

"Really?" Shalista asked.  "But I don't know exactly when I'll be leaving.  Besides, we only just met.  How do you know you can trust me?"

"It's no big deal," Lady Madison said.  "I'll be here by myself until my servants get back from vacation, so I could use the company.  And if it turns out you're treacherous...let's just say I'm confident your skills are no match for mine."

Shalista touched her chest and playfully said, "you wound me."

After sharing a good laugh, Lady Madison said, "I hope you're hungry.  You'll see that I'm not just phenomenal in the martial arts, but the culinary arts as well."

The House Of Ellis, Episode 3

Lady Madison awoke to the smell of breakfast.  Her servants were hard at work, even though she was off.  Maybe she'd give them some time off after they finished their duties today.  They deserved it and she could manage.

She continued to lay in bed, pondering various things.  Eventually, there was a knock on her bedroom door.  Breakfast must have been ready.  "Enter."

In came a young woman with a plate of food.  "I have brought breakfast for you, Lady Madison."  It was a simple plate of toast, bacon, home fries, orange juice, as well as butter and jam for her toast.  The servant set it down on an end table at the side of the bed.  "I hope it's to your liking.  Is there anything else you need, milady?"

She'd pull the trigger now.  "Tell the other servants to take a few days off.  Don't forget to take a few days for yourself?"

The servants eyes widened.  "Are you sure, milady?"

"Yes," Lady Madison said.  "Anyone who doesn't take time off will be fired.  Understood?"

"Yes," the servant said, smiling.  "Thank you.  I'll inform everyone right away."  She hurried out of the room.

With the servant gone, Lady Madison took her time with breakfast.  Afterwards, she felt light and energetic.  She was ready to start her day.

She hopped out of bed, wandered over to her closet, and opened the door.  Inside, there were a number of lightly worn dresses.  Some of them had never been worn.  She'd finally get to wear some of them.  There was also footwear in the closet, mainly comprised of boots.

In the end, she decided to go with a long-sleeved brown dress that fell to halfway down the shin.  She paired it with knee-length, mid-heel brown boots.  She also decided to wear a sheathed short sword on her hip, because being relaxed didn't have to mean being unprepared.  She was still a warrior.  After checking herself out in the mirror, she set out for the city.

Once she arrived in town, she started receiving looks almost immediately.  Men sighed dreamily and a few even fainted.  Women saw a woman they wanted to be and men saw a woman they wanted to be with.

Then, as she walked into a park, she saw Hensley sitting on a bench.  She decided to plop down next to him.  "Hello, Hensley."

The look on his face was a mix of charmed and confused.  "I'm sorry, but I don't believe we met...have we?"

"It's me, Lady Madison," she said, trying not to laugh.

His eyes widened as he looked her over.  "It really is you.  I didn't recognize you without your armor.  So, what's the occasion."

"Just out and about," Lady Madison said.  "Perhaps a few meet-and-greets, maybe some shopping.  Simple stuff."

He looked down at her hip.  "And the sword is for...?"

She smiled.  "It never hurts to be prepared."

After talking with him, she left the park and stopped to pet a cat.  After doing that for a few minutes, she went back to her walk.

Eventually, she came to the Shopping District.  There, she saw a woman in a chainmail bikini come from a store.  "Hey, you're Lady Madison, right?  This store sells sexy armor.  It's perfect for a fantasy warrior like you."

"It looks...impractical," Lady Madison said.  "My best friend wears armor like that and I fear for her every time she takes the battlefield."

"See, it's effective," the woman said.  "Your friend wears it and she's still alive."

"She just happens to be a particularly skilled warrior," Lady Madison said.

"It only further proves my point," the woman said.  "A skilled warrior doesn't need a full suit of armor.  With armor like this you won't get hot, you'll look sexy, and you'll be sufficiently protected as long as you don't get hit anywhere.  That's three good reasons to wear it right there."

Lady Madison looked at the woman and imagined what she'd look like if she were to wear it.  "Hmm...I wouldn't wear it while I'm on duty, but if I was just at home training or fooling around...I'll do it."

"That's the spirit," the woman said.  "Oh, and the less coverage you have, to less you pay."  She turned around, looked back over her shoulder, and slapped her nearly bare buttocks.  "A set like this won't even cost you ten gold."

Lady Madison put her hands on her hips and smiled.  "That's not happening."

The woman turned back around.  "Fair enough."  She reached her hand out.  "By the way, my name is Shalista the Siren."

Lady Madison shook her hand.  "It's a pleasure to meet you, Shalista."

"I'm a traveler, but I'm going to be in town for a while," Shalista said.  "Maybe we come hang out sometime.  Perhaps, we could even have a sparring match."

It had been a while since Lady Madison had seen her best friend.  She could use the company during her time off.  "That sounds good to me."

The House Of Ellis, Episode 2

It was sunset as Lady Madison looked out at the horizon.  Nothing but open fields as far as the eye could see.  That was to be expected in times of peace.  She turned to a nearby subordinate.  "I shall retire for the night.  If an enemy approaches the gates, do not hesitate to find me."

The subordinate nodded.  "Yes, Lady Madison."

And with that, Lady Madison's vacation began.  She walked through the gate and into the city.  She wouldn't be active for the Emporan military again for another week.  Being Empora's mightiest warrior wasn't easy.  This was a chance for her to shed her armor, kick up her heels, and enjoy life.  She couldn't wait.  "Ah, the joys of peacetime."

The first thing she wanted to do was go to the library and see if they had any interesting books.  She'd been so busy with border and sentry patrol, she hadn't been able to do much.  Sometimes it sucked being so vigilant.

She walked down the street, greeting any who greeted her.  She'd have to spend time with some of them during her downtime.

Finally, she made it to the library.  The building a pillared, three-story structure that occupied its own block.  It featured one of the empire's finest collections.  In her travels, she'd been to many libraries in Empora and beyond, yet this particular one always felt like the best one.

She entered and was almost immediately greeted by Hensley, the head librarian.  He was an experienced wizard who'd been in a few battles alongside.  It didn't take many for him to realize he preferred education over killing, hence he settled down and became a librarian.  "Welcome, Lady Madison.  You are looking particularly radiant today."

"That's what being on vacation will do to you," she said.

"Oh, so you have free time, then?" he asked.

She knew where this was going.  He'd been trying to court her for quite some time.  "We're not going on a date.  It's relaxation for me...hopefully."

"Oh, come on, Maddy Baby," he said.  It'll be fun.

"Don't call me Maddy Baby," she scolded.

After talking with him a little more, she walked around browsing the shelves.  Then, a book caught her eye on the third floor.  It was about an armor-clad beauty who multiple men were trying to court.  She could relate to such a struggle.  Yes, she'd check this one out.

After getting everything squared away at the library, she began her trek home.  She exchanged greetings with a few more people and stopped to pet a cat before finishing her trip.  Then, she walked down a path in the southeast corner of the city for while and there it was.  Her birthright, the Ellis House.

The Ellis family was a family of proud Emporan knights and wizard knights with a long lineage.  The Ellis House was built by the emperor and given to Lady Madison's grandfather as a reward for her family's loyalty to the empire.  With her grandfather dead, relatives in other cities, no children, and her parents having been killed in battle when she was very young, the house was now all hers.

The Ellis House was huge and the Ellis family property was almost a self-contained village unto itself.  There was a small farm as well as residences for those farmers to stay.  There was a stable where she housed a Pegasus and a horse she'd ride on the occasion she had to travel great distances, as well as a home for their groomer to live.  There was also a flower garden, mill, a guest house, a training ground, and a small meeting room where she conferred with important people, such as the village mayor and her highest subordinates.

"I'm home," she sighed in relief.

Library Security, Episode 10

The man plopped down in the seat next to Colton's bed.  "See?  you do remember me.  We have so much catching up to do."

Colton could not escape from his restraint, no matter how hard he tried.  "If you're going to kill me, just do it already."

The man laugh.  "Kill you?  I've come to do no such thing.  No, my plan is far too devious to be wasted on simply killing you.  I want to watch as you cry in despair as the library you supposed to be watching over burns.  I want to steal your dream from you, just like you stole me dream from me twenty years ago."

"I didn't make you shoot the instructor," Colton said, the event playing in his head.  "You murdered a man of the law and thought you weren't going to go to jail?"

"Of course, I knew I was going to jail," the man said.  "But I thought you would put a bullet in my head, first.  You had the shot, right?  It was your duty, right?  Because you hesitated, I had to rot in prison for twenty years, watching as you rack up the trophies and awards.  I had to watch as you lived the life I should have been living."  He laughed maniacally.

"A piece of garbage like you could never have made it as a library security guard," Colton said.  "You sucked.  Everyone in the academy could see it.  Your observation skills were crap, your trigger finger was too fast, and you had no respect for the chain of command.  A person like you would scare the patrons and employees of the library, not make them feel secure."

"You know nothing!" the man shot back angrily.  Then, he calmed down and laughed.  "I see what you did there.  What a clever maggot you are.  As clever as you may be, though, you're still merely a maggot.  One that I will crush beneath my heel."

"I don't know what you have planned, but you'll never get away with it," Colton said.

The man laughed.  "And who's going to stop me?  You?  How much can you do strapped to a hospital bed?  I think you'll find that I will get away with it, while you watch it happen.  I will undo everything you have done and watch your world burn in flame.  Perhaps I'll start by targeting that little cutie who just left a few hours ago."

Was he talking about Aisha?  "This is between me and you.  Don't involve innocent rookies."

The man laughed, standing up as he did.  "When you see what I do, you're going to wish I'd just kept it to her."  He laughed maniacally as he left.

Colton struggled with his restraints.  "You won't get away with this.  You won't get away with this!"  If only he could get loose.  "I recover and I'll stop you!"