Sexy Warriors, Episode 8

It was nighttime.  Shallista, Vilka, and Lupe were enjoying a conversation together.  That's when Penelope, Wendy, and Cordelia walked in in slinky little dresses.  Penelope wore a little red dress, Wendy wore a little white dress, and Cordelia wore a little black dress.  Shallista whistled.  "You all look smoking hot."

Cordelia chuckled.  "That's what the guys said, too."

She noticed they were lacking the company of said guys.  "What happened?" Shallista asked.  "Why aren't those guys with you?  Your triple date went well, right?"

"It went..some way," Penelope said.

Wendy was smiling ear to ear.  "Those poor guys never stood a chance."

"Right?" Cordelia said.  "We show up in these little dresses, they start crying and begging for mercy.  It was quite pathetic to watch."

"So you walked all over them, huh?" Shallista said.

"And it felt so good," Penelope said.  "I never would have known this feeling if it weren't for you, milady."  She bowed.  "Thank you."

Shallista didn't know what to think, so she moved on.  "So, is there going to be a second date?"

"Sure...if they can gather up enough backbone to look us in the eye and ask us out again," Wendy said.  "We'll bend them to our will and rob them blind."

Shallista was truly shocked.  "I didn't know you had something like that in you, Wendy."

"Neither did I and I've been friends with her for ten years," Cordelia said.

"So, you're really good friends?" Penelope asked.  "You must have some good stories.  Tell me everything.  We can go to my place."

As they left again, Lupe asked, "You've been doing this for fourteen years, right, milady?  How did you handle things like overly aggressive men?  And did you have any legitimate relationships?"

"I was nineteen the first time I wore sexy armor," Shallista said.  "Being so young and fresh, there were a number of men who tried to get to forceful with me.  At first I had to break a few arms, but eventually I realized that was a fact of wearing sexy armor.  If you wear it, men are going to come at you with less than pure intentions.  I still broke a few arms here and there, but I learned to use this body I've been given to get the things I want."

"So, I've heard," Vilka said.  "Rumor has it you got Rixson and a few of the other guys to help you build this wonderful guild hall for nothing more than a couple touches of your rear end."

"It's true," Shallista said.  "A part of successfully wearing sexy armor is knowing when, where, and who to use your charms on.  Of course I could have sung to them and got the same result, but I don't like doing that."

"Sung to them?" Lupe asked.

Shallista smiled.  "What is my name?"

"Shallista, right?" Lupe said.

"What the second half of my name?  The title I go by?" Shallista asked.

"The Siren?" Vilka said in an asking way.

Shallista nodded.  "That title isn't just for show or dramatic effect.  I have a hidden power that I never use.  When I sing, I can charm every man within fifty feet of me who hears my voice to do my bidding for about an hour or so.  The people from my hometown gave the title and I've kept it ever since."

"You can sing?" Lupe asked.  "Let us hear."

"It only works on men, so perhaps I will sing for you later.  In the meantime, I believe I have a second question to answer."

"Right," Lupe said.  "Relationships."

"I've been on several dates, but only had one relationship that could have been serious," Shallista said.

"Could have been?" Vilka asked.

"Yes.  I remember, it was eight years ago, when I was twenty-five.  I had been traveling in the mountains and had stopped to take a break.  I thought I was alone, so I started singing.  At some point, a man I hadn't known was there walked up to me and complimented my singing.  I tried ordering him to do something, but he resisted.  His ability to resist my power made me unable to resist his manly charms.  I gave in to him, but he resisted my body."

"Heavens," Lupe said, fanning herself.  "So romantic.  I'm actually getting hot over here."

"In the two weeks we spent walking to his village, I think I fell in love with him," Shallista said.  "Apparently, he fell in love with me, because he showed me off to his friends and family.  After a week, we started heading back to my village so I could introduce him to my family.  Then, as we got back to the mountains where we first met, a group of his friends emerged from nowhere and killed him.  It turns out they we jealous of him, so they decided to get him out of the way and take my body for themselves.  I was angry, but my weapon was out of my reach, so I sang and commanded them to kill each other.  I haven't attempted to fall in love or used my power since."

"Oh, Shallista…" Vilka said.

Shallista shook her head.  "There's no need to feel sorry for me.  It's been eight years and I only knew him for a few weeks.  It doesn't hurt anymore.  So what about you ladies?"

*

Penelope opened the door to her home and stepped inside.  "Come in.  Make yourself at home."

Wendy and Cordelia came in.  "Thanks for inviting us in," Wendy said.

"It's not a big deal among friends," she said, plopping down in a chair near a table in the center of the room.  "Now let's hear those stories."

Wendy and Cordelia sat in some chairs near that same table.  "I guess we should start from the beginning," Wendy said.  "I spent my childhood practicing the healing ways of light magic.  I thought I could do more if I traveled the world, healing people who needed it, so I decided to leave home at eighteen.  Shortly after I left, I met Cordelia."

"Bandits raided my village just before I met Wendy," Cordelia said.  "They killed the adults and captured the children.  At sixteen, I was one of the oldest children and was able to fight.  But I failed.  The bandits beat me within inches of my life, broke both of my arm and legs, and left me for dead in the forest.  I cried out for aid for days and Wendy just happened to come by.  She healed my limbs and left, allowing me to chase down the bandits.  I freed a few of the able-bodied teenagers and we were able to fight and kill the bandits.  Wendy wasn't with me when that happened, so I decided to track her down."

"I remember it well," Wendy said.  "It had been about a week after I first met Cordelia in that forest.  I had just arrived in a city and been there a few days.  I didn't know the area or the people.  I wound up dragged into an alley by several men, robbed, and forced to strip naked.  As I stood there naked and scared, one by one the men all dropped dead, each of them penetrated by an arrow through his chest or back.  Another person came down the alley.  It was Cordelia.  She had killed all the men and rescued me from what almost certainly would have been my death."

"We decided to travel together from that moment on," Cordelia said.

"Oh..." Penelope said.  "I was expecting something a little lighter than that."

"We have plenty of light stories," Wendy said.  "But we've seen plenty of dark times.  I look back and know I wouldn't be alive without Cordelia's bow to protect me."

"And don't want to imagine where I'd be without Wendy's healing magic," Cordelia said.  She wrapped her arm around Wendy's shoulder.  "She truly is my best friend."

Penelope saw they were really close.  "Are you two...screwing?"

They looked at each other, then her.  "No..." they said at the same time, confused looks on their faces.  "Why would we?"

"It's just that you're both so pretty and you've been traveling together so long..."  Penelope stopped herself.  "Never mind."  She felt awkward.  "Please, don't hit me."

"We're not mad," Cordelia said.  "We might have some questions to ask, though."

"I'm not...it's not like that...I was just...wondering..."

"We're not going to stop being you're friend," Wendy said.  "We're not mad.  Really."  She smiled.  "So which one of us are you into?"

"Neither," Penelope said.

"It's Shallista, isn't it?" Cordelia asked.  "I guess there's no shame in that.  She's a sexy woman.  If I were into women, I'd probably date her."

"I don't like women!" Penelope shouted.  "I like guys!  I like...Epsley."  Had she really said that out loud?  "Dammit!"

"Ooh, tell us more," Wendy said.  "I'm sure you have some interesting tales about growing up alongside him while denying your own feelings."

"You two made me say that, didn't you?" Penelope said.  It was already out there.  She might as well come clean.  "Yeah...I like him.  I've liked him from the beginning.  I may even love him."

"So, why don't you just tell him?" Cordelia said.  "He's already made it known he likes you.  Why play games like we all did with him and his friends tonight?"

Penelope smiled.  "Because I want to push him to his breaking point.  I want to see how long he can last."  She looked away and toyed with her hair.  "I want to see how much he can take...before he ravages me."

"Ooh, Penelope," Wendy said.  "Someone likes it rough.  I never would have figured you to be one of those types."  She nudged Cordelia with her elbow.  "I wonder what else we can find out."

"Hey, hey, we're here so you can tell me some stories about you," Penelope said.  "If were going to share embarrassing things, let's at least take turns.  You're next."

"I guess that's fine," Cordelia said.  "Let us strengthen our bond through the sharing of embarrassing stories."

Sexy Warriors, Episode 7

As she went home feeling defeated, she though about that red-hair woman.  She looked down at her wrist, still red from where the woman grabbed her.  She'd never been grabbed that hard by another woman before.  What kind of monster was she?

"Dumb red-haired orge with her dumb skimpy armor and her dumb great abs and her dumb sexy butt..."  She stopped talking and shook her head.  "What am I thinking about?  I'm not attracted to women.  I have a husband."

It was a problem, though.  What could she do about that red-haired woman?  She was almost a foot taller than her, about ten years younger, very strong physically, and had a nasty-looking halberd.  If it came down to a fight, she wouldn't stand a chance of a chance.

"Damn," she grumbled.  "There's got to be something I can do about that woman and her guild."  She felt so helpless.

Then, it hit her.  "Heh, heh!  I know just how I'm going to throw that woman and her friends out right on their barely covered asses.  Ha, ha!"

She realized that a man was standing there looking at her.  "You okay, Minerva?  It's not normal to talk to yourself in the dark like that."

She was embarrassed, but downplayed it.  "I'm fine.  Just rehearsing something."  It wasn't a total lie.

*

Shallista was farming out back with Penelope early in the morning.  It was a cool morning, perfect for intense labor.  She stopped for a moment to soak it all in.

She noticed Wendy come out of the guild building and run her way.

Eventually, Wendy made it to the farm.  "We have our first client, milady!  He's in the guild hall right now!"

"I guess I'll head on in and greet him," Shallista said.  She stuck her hoe in the ground and slapped Penelope's butt, causing her to yelp and stand bolt upright.  "Farm's in your hand until I return."

"Y-yes, milady," Penelope said, relaxing and returning to her task.

She followed Wendy and getting to the guild hall, she saw a man sitting at the bar.  He was gruff and grizzled, perhaps in his mid-forties.  She recognized him immediately.  He was one of the people who helped her fix this building.  "Well, hello, Rixson.  Come to get another feel?"

He shook his head.  "No.  I came to give you a job, if you're interested."

"Depends one what it is, though I can't imagine turning it down," Shallista said.  "My guild is willing to take on almost any job, after all."

"Good," he said.  "When we were touching this place up, I couldn't help but notice you're pretty handy with a hammer and a paint brush.  Maybe you'd be willing to help me and the boys fix up a few places.  It'd be steady work for you and something for the boys to look at during their breaks."

Shallista smiled.  "I see.  Okay, how many people do you need?"

"I think about five, if you have 'em to spare."

"And you'll pay them all?" she asked.

"Of course," he said.  "I don't cheat people."

Shallista nodded.  "Alright, we'll do it.  Just tell us where to go, I'll round up four of my ladies, and meet you there."

*

Shallista, Wendy, Cordelia, Penelope, and Vilka arrived at a shady-looking part of town.  With the exception of men working on buildings and stray animals looking for food, the area abandoned.  "Look at it all, ladies.  This is what getting paid looks like."

Wendy looked around nervously.  "Are we going to be okay?"

"We'll be fine," Penelope answered.  "Things tend to stay pretty calm around here.  And the guys just like to stare a little too much, but they're harmless."

Rixson just happened to come out of a build and see them.  "Ah, there you are."  He gave them all a once over.  "You all look capable for the most part.  As you can see, there's plenty of work to do, so pick a building, grab some tools, and get started."

"A little history lesson, first," Shallista said.  "What is this place and what happened to it."

Penelope spoke up.  "Oh, this was the entertainment district...back when the city got a lot of visitors.  I used to come through here and play games all the time as a kid.  It was so much fun."

One part caught Shallista's attention.  "Why did people stop coming?"

"It was too far out of the way for most people to get to," Vilka said.  "Also, a dragon would attack people on the main road from time to time.  Some soldiers eventually killed the dragon, but the damage was done.  We were no longer getting tourists and the local population wasn't big enough to support the businesses, so the whole district went under.  The city restructured into a crafts and farming town."

"So this wasn't just some quaint little town before, huh?"  Shallista asked.

"Sure, it was no metropolis, but it wasn't the sticks, either," Rixson said.  "Honestly, I like what our town has become, but I can't deny it was nice to have something to do besides gather at the pub and drink beer after work."

"Hmm..."

"What is it, milady?" Wendy asked.

Shallista shook her head.  "Nothing.  Just thinking about things.  Okay, ladies, let's get to work."

*

Penelope, Wendy, and Cordelia were enjoying a water break together when a couple of guys came over.  Penelope simple asked, "Yes?"

The youngest, a man roughly Penelope's age, said, "Man, Penelope.  I didn't know you had such a nice body.  Your friends ain't bad, either."

"I know, right," another man, in his late twenties, said.  "That gal with the pigtails has a bangin' body."

"Umm...my name is Wendy," she said nervously.

"Who are these people?" Cordelia asked Penelope.

"Just some people I've known since childhood."  She pointed to the youngest one.  "That one's been crushing on me for about ten years now."  She looked at him.  "Isn't that right, Epsley?"

"Come on, don't tell 'em that," Epsley said.  "I can't lie, though.  Seeing you like this is a dream come true."

A third guy walked around them.  "Nice legs, Hay-top.  Can I have a feel?"

"It's Cordelia," she grumbled.  "And no, you can't.

"That's enough, guys," Penelope said.  "Get back to work."

"Not until you promise to have a drink with me after work," Epsley said.  "Please?"

Penelope huffed and looked away.  "So annoying."

"I think it's kind of cute," Wendy said.  "He's into you and not just because of your body.  The one's coming onto me and Cordelia however..."

"We're trying, but you're shooting us down," Cordelia's candidate said.

"Then perhaps you shouldn't start by asking to touch my legs," Cordelia scolded.

"That's right," Wendy said.  "I know we're wearing this skimpy armor, but at least pretend you're looking at more than just our bodies."

"That's hard to do when someone looks like you," Wendy's candidate said.

"Oh..." Wendy said, looking away and blushing.

"That's all it took?" Penelope screeched at her.

"Seriously, just give us a chance," Epsley said.  "A triple date?  What do you say?"

"Please?" Cordelia and Wendy's candidates said, hands together with puppy-dog eyes.

Cordelia looked away.  "I guess I understand.  Our armor is sexy, so it's hard to look under the surface under these circumstances.  Okay, I'll give you one chance.  But if you bring up my legs just one time, I'm walking."

Epsley reached out to Penelope.  "You're the only one left.  What do you say?  After ten years, can I have just one date?  You know us, so you know we won't get out of line."

Penelope grumbled.  "Fine.  Just try not to get too handsy or we walk."

Three men high-fived.  "You won't regret this," Epsley said.  Then, he and his friends took their leave.

That's when Shallista came around the corner.  "Ooh, you all have dates."

Penelope stiffened, but relaxed upon seeing it was her.  "Heavens, you almost scared the piss out of me.  How long have you been there?"

"Since Wendy melted over a stranger's compliment."

"Y-you heard that?" Wendy asked, looking down at her feet.

"Come on, don't be embarrassed," Shallista said.  "It's natural to feel good about something like that, especially when it comes from someone as cute as those guys.  And when you feel good, so do I.  I feel so good, in fact, I'll let you leave an hour earlier to prepare for your date.  Surely you want to wear something besides your armor and you certainly don't want to go reeking of paint and sweat."

"Are you sure, milady?" Cordelia asked.

"It'll be fine," Shallista said.  "But that's still a few hours down the road.  Until then, get those butts in gear."

"Yes, milady," Penelope, Wendy, and Cordelia all said with the biggest smiles.

Sexy Warriors, Episode 6

Shallista was in the guild hall, enjoying a cold mug of water.  Others were there as well.  Akiko and Vilka were sitting at the bar, conversing.  Hilde and Neeka were off the clock, covered up in full wizard robes, headed out.

Lupe came in and plopped down next to her.  "Audrixia can train with the best of them.  I can't keep up with her."

"Of course," Shallista said.  "Very few people can keep up with a wizard knight.  Audrixia is a fine example of what it takes to be one.  I'm lucky I was able to get her."  She put her feet up on the table and leaned back in her chair.  "Fencers are particularly skilled as well.  I'm glad to have you aboard."

"And I'm glad that I'm wanted," Lupe said.  "I promise to do my best, regardless of the job."

Wendy, Cordelia, and Penelope came in, each wearing a large bag on her back.  "We have the posters," Wendy said.  "I made a job request poster and a recruitment poster, so we shouldn't have trouble get jobs or members.  All we have to do is post them up around town."

Hilde and Neeka turned around.  "Do you need us?  We can change back into our armor and join you."

Shallista shook her head.  "I won't hear of it.  You girls go and enjoy the rest of your evening.  Both of you being young wizards, I'm sure you have much you want to share with each other."

"O-okay, if you're sure," Hilde said.  She and Neeka finally left.

Shallista put her feet back on the ground and hopped out of her seat.  "Well, let's get those posters up, ladies.  Audrixia's in charge until I get back."

Vilka stood.  "Those three are looking kinda flimsy.  I'll help.  Let me have one of those bags."

Wendy, Cordelia, and Penelope rushed over.  "Please, take mine," Cordelia said.

"What?" Wendy said.  "No fair.  I'm a healer, not a fighter.  I'm not built to carry heavy bags like this.  She should take mine."

"No, she should take mine," Penelope said.

"But you're in better shape than we are," Wendy said.

"I need to give my muscles a break after all that farming I did earlier," Penelope said.

Shallista took Cordelia's bag.

Wendy quickly shoved hers into Vilka's chest.

"Dammit," Penelope complained.

"Do you need my assistance, milady," Akiko asked.

"No," Shallista said.  "Me, Wendy, Penelope, Cordelia, and Vilka should be enough.  You can gather intel if you want."

"And me?" Lupe asked.

"You just sit somewhere and look pretty," Shallista said.  "You've earned a break."

*

After a few hours, Shallista and the others reassembled in the town center.  "Okay, ladies, how did we do?"

"Vilka and I still have a few, but not too many," Wendy said.

"We still have half of ours because Penelope was moving too slow," Cordelia said.

"My back hurts and my legs are on fire," Penelope said.

Satisfied, Shallista nodded.  "Okay, put all the posters in one bag and give them to me.  I'll finish up.  The rest of you can go home."

Collapsing, Penelope said, "Thank the heavens."

"Are you sure?" Wendy asked.  "I can help out if you need me."

"You all look exhausted and it's my job as leader to make sure all my ladies are taken care of," Shallista said.  "Take a load off."

Penelope shot to her feet.  "If you're staying out, I can still go."  Then, she dropped to her knees and grabbed her calf.  "Ow!  Leg cramp..."

A woman came over with a crumpled piece of paper and flung it at Shallista.  "Go away, Sexy Whore-iors!  You're not wanted here!"

Shallista caught the paper, then looked around at all the men staring and drooling.  "I think you're in the minority."

The woman huffed.  "They're just perverts and you're nothing more than a bunch of whores."

Penelope worked her way to her feet.  "Hey, lay off."

"And you should be ashamed of yourself," the woman scolded.  "You were so against them before.  Now look at you, wearing such an embarrassing outfit."  She walked over and raised her hand as if threatening to slap Penelope.

Shallista stepped in the way and grabbed her arm.  "Don't even attempt it."

The woman tried to yank her arm away, but couldn't get lose.

Shallista tightened her grip.  "As the leader of the Sexy Warriors, I have to protect my ladies.  If you raise a hand to one of them, you're going to have to deal with me.  Is that understood?"

The woman dropped to her knees.  "Argh...let go, you ogre!"

"Is that understood?" Shallista repeated.

"Oww!  I get it," the woman said.

Shallista let her go and faced her group.  "Okay, head home, ladies.  I'll finish with the posters."

The woman grumbled and stood, massaging her wrist.  "This isn't over.  I'll make you pay if it's the last thing I do."

Shallista looked back over her shoulder.  "Feel free to try."

The woman simply grumbled and walked away.

"Oh no, we've just made an enemy," Wendy said to Shallista.  "What do we do?"

Shallista smiled.  "She isn't the first and she won't be the last.  We'll win her over, just like we will from now on."  She uncrumpled the paper and saw it was one of the posters they had just put up.  "I'll make her wear sexy armor."

Sexy Warriors, Episode 5

Shallista was headed from the farm, where Penelope was working diligently, to the training ground, where she saw Audrixia training with the five new recruits.  Cordelia was practicing her archery, Akiko was practicing her throwing skills, Hilde was practicing low-level magic, and Wendy was on standby, waiting to use healing magic in case someone got hurt.  Wendy was also writing something down on a large piece of paper.

"How's the sign coming, Wendy?" she asked.

"I should have it ready to take to the copy mage in town before they close up shop," Wendy said.  "Then, we can post them up all over town."

She nodded.  "Good."

"I still can't believe it," Wendy said.  "Our numbers have doubled in just one day."

"It probably wouldn't have happened if not for Penelope," Shallista said.  "She has potential to be our strongest recruiter."

She turned her attention to Audrixia and the newcomers.  She clapped, causing Audrixia to stop the training and line them up.  "Tell me how you feel ladies."

They all looked down at themselves.  "It still feels odd," said a woman with a long black ponytail slung over the front of her shoulder.  "It's almost like this isn't my body."

"It is strange to trade in full shirts and long slacks for such lacking attire," said a woman with long, blonde hair.  "It feels good to feel the elements against my bare skin.  I could get used to this."

"Yeah," said a caramel-skinned woman.  "Where has this stuff been all my life?  I don't want to wear anything else."

"This armor is a blessing on a hot day," said a woman with wavy, shoulder-length brown hair.  She flashed a nervous smile.  "My husband will love it when I walk in the house wearing this."

"Ooh, a married woman," Shallista said.  "Any kids?"

"Not yet," the woman said, "but when my husband sees me wearing this...heh heh...let's just say it won't be for lack of trying."

They all shared a laugh.  Then the next woman, one with short, blue hair spoke.  "For the first time in my life, I feel like I'm being objectified."  She smile.  "I like it."

"You haven't been objectified yet," Shallista asked.  "You lie.  Why wouldn't anyone objectify you?  You're hot.  That blue hair is a nice touch."

"Really?" the blue-hair woman asked.  "I like it, but a lot of people think it makes me look crazy.  Something about the dye seeping into my scalp and causing brain damage."

"Ha, I've done a lot of traveling as a Sexy Warrior and I've met plenty of people with dyed hair," Shallista said.  "Brain damage wasn't a common trait among them."

The fifth one, a woman with brown hair in a spiky style, said, "I don't mean to be rude, but just how old are you?"

"I'm thirty-three," Shallista said.  "Why do you ask?"

"Wow, she said it so openly," the caramel-skinned woman said.

"Why would I be ashamed of it?" Shallista asked.  "I'm a woman in the prime of lifetime, at the peak of fitness.  But since I'm sharing and you seem to care so much..." She clapped her hands.  "Everyone gather around!  Role call!"

Wendy, Cordelia, Akiko, Hilde, and Penelope all stopped what they were doing and came over.

"Okay, it's time for proper introductions.  State your name, job class, and age," Shallista said.  "As the leader of this lovely guild, I'll start.  I'm Shallista the Siren, warrior, thirty-three."

Audrixia stepped up.  "Audrixa, wizard knight, twenty-nine.

Then Akiko.  "Akiko, ninja, thirty-six."

"Wendy, light wizard, twenty-eight.

"Cordelia, archer, twenty-six."

"Hilde, wizard, eighteen."

All of the newcomers looked at Hilde.  "Whoa, you're so young," Penelope said.  "I guess I'm next.  Penelope, swordswoman, twenty-five."

The woman with the forward-slung ponytail bowed and extended her hand, as if inviting Shallista to dance.  "Lupe, fencer, thirty-two."

The caramel-skinned woman walk over next to Hilde.  "Neeka, wizard, twenty-one."  She and Hilde high-fived.

The blue-hair woman took her turn.  "Yelena, thief, twenty-four."

Everyone looked at her.

"What?" Yelena asked.  "I wouldn't steal from any of you guys...probably."

"I trust you," Shallista said.  "Next."

The wavy-haired woman spoke up.  "Seffany, soldier, twenty-seven."

Finally, the spiky-haired woman, said, "Vilka, brawler, thirty-four."

Shallista smiled and nodded.  "Yes, we have quite a diverse group of women here.  Okay, as you were."

They wasted no time getting back to their tasks.  Akiko stayed, though.  "There's a young man around that corner.  He's been there since we started role we.  Just thought I'd let you know."  Then, she returned to her task as well.

Shallista decided to head over there.  Upon getting there, she saw a teenage boy with his pants down, touching himself.  He hadn't noticed her yet.  He was too busy...working.  "So which one of my girls has caught your eye?"

He gasped and fell trying to run away.  "I'm sorry.  Please don't kill me."  He quickly pulled up his pants.

Shallista climbed over the fence and crouched down to meet his eyes.  "I understand you're feeling a certain way, being a young man staring at all those scantily-clad women.  There's nothing wrong with it.  It's natural.  But I can't have you doing...that...around here.  So, which one do you like?  I'll send you a poster.  That way, you can do...that...in the privacy of your home."

"W-Wendy," he stammered.

"See?  That wasn't so hard.  Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"N-no."

"Good.  Now scam.  I'll be sure to get that poster to you soon."

He got up and started to leave.  Then, he turned back and asked, "Could you make sure she's naked?"

"Get," she said, standing.

He zoomed off.

She turned and climbed over the fence.  "Hey, Wendy."

Wendy looked up from her task and, with a bright smile, asked, "Yes, milady?"

"You don't mind posing for a poster, do you?"

"I-I guess not," Wendy said.

"Good.  Do you mind doing naked it?"

Wendy's jaw dropped.  "Huh?  What did I just agree to?"