Sexy Warriors, Episode 3

Shallista was sitting nude in the guild hall, resting after a hard day of work.  After declaring the guild was in business, she went through the mentally exhausting task of assigning roles to the others.  Audrixia was her second-in command because of her work ethic and loyalty.  Wendy had a good head for numbers, leading to her being named the guild treasurer.  Akiko was observant and stealthy and was therefore named head of recon and intelligence.  Hilde was the youngest of them, but had learned a number of battlefield tactics from constantly reading, making her the prime candidate for head tactician.  Finally, Cordelia had a way with words and had a way of drawing people in, being named head diplomat.

Once that was done, she went out the very edge of the property and start getting the soil ready for growing crops.  She managed to get a decent amount prepared, but not as much a she wanted to.  She would get started bright and early tomorrow morning, finishing that and getting some planting and watering done.

Hilde came in, wearing a wizard robe.  "Hmm...looks like were on opposite ends of the spectrum.  Somehow you're comfortable wearing nothing at all in plain view, while I'm not showing an inch of skin.  I guess I shouldn't expect anything less from our resident exhibitionist."

"I take it clothes shopping went well, Hilde?  It's been a while since you've worn decent clothing.  How does it feel?"

"So good," Hilde said as if she was enjoying a good meal.  "Like I said, I'm still not used to wearing the uniform.  You sure we can't have just a little more covering in the back."

"A Sexy Warrior must always show off the goods," Shallista said.  "Part of our mission is to show that the impractical and uncomfortable can still be viable.  In other words, no, you can't cover your butt."

"Aww, man," Hilde whined, as she walked into the back.

Audrixia came in from the back a few seconds later.  "Hey, Shallista.  Care to join me for some sparring?"

Ordinarily, she would be up for it, but she was tired.  "Not today.  Maybe tomorrow after I'm done farming."

"Maybe I could help," Audrixia said.  "Then we can spar earlier."

"Can you farm?"

"No, but it can't be that hard, right?  Dig a few holes, throw in a few seeds, pour a little water, how hard could be?"

It would be a mistake to let her help.  "You're not coming near my farm," Shallista said.

"What?" Audrixia asked.  "What did I say?"

"That you have no business being near crops," Shallista said.  "I promise I'll train with you after I'm done with my farm."

"Okay, I'll see you then," Audrixia said as she walked into the back again.

Alone in silence, Shallista imagined groups of women in sexy armor walking around.  A conversation here, a shared drink there, skimpy armor everywhere.  The Sexy Warriors would be known around the world.

A few minutes later, Wendy and Cordelia came strolling in.  "Um...Shallista…," Wendy said.

"What?  It's not like you've never seen me naked before."

"Not that," Cordelia said.  "Someone is here to see you.  I tried talking her down, but she insisted on speaking to the...whore-in-charge."

"Okay send her in."

"Right now?" Wendy asked.  "But you're-"

"Send her in."

Wendy walked back to the door and opened it.  "Come in."

In came a woman with black hair done in a sharp black bob.  She was had an intense look in her eyes and a sword on hip.  Upon seeing Shallista, she sneered with disgust and asked, "Are you serious?  Have you no shame?"

"Yes I am serious," Shallista answered.  "And no, I have no shame.  Now then, welcome to the Sexy Warriors guild.  I am the guild head, Shallista the Siren.  How can we serve you?"

"You can pack up all your crap and leave town," the woman said.  "We don't need a bunch of trollops running around our peaceful town."

"But I spoke with the city council and they had no problem with it," Shallista said.  "I couldn't have started a guild without their permission, you know."

"I don't care!" the woman barked.  "I refuse to stand by and watch you sluts corrupt our children!"

Wendy gasped.  "Oh no.  Not the 's' word."

"You're going to want to run," Cordelia told the woman as she and Wendy left out the front door.

Shallista stood and slowly walked toward her.  "There's a lot I can let slide.  You can call us whores.  You can call us trollops.  You can call us floozies.  But that is not a word that's spoken around here."

The woman looked up at her.  "What are you going do, slut?  Hit me?"

Within a mere second, Shallista grabbed her, flung her to the ground, and mounted her.  Then she began pummeling her.

The woman reached out, trying to grab something, but only wound up grabbing handfuls of Shallista.  Then, she tried protecting her face, but Shallista simply pinned down her arms and kept beating her.  After a few more seconds of struggling and failing to get free, she started whining and crying.

Shallista stopped beating her.  "You wanted this fight and now you want to cry?  Sorry, but that's not how things work."

"I-I'm sorry, M-Ms. Slut."

Shallista continued the beating until the woman cried out.  "Are you done yet?"

"Y-you win.  Please, s-stop beating me."

Shallista got off of her.  "Don't even think about trying to draw your sword.  You can't beat me."

Wendy poked her head in.  "Is it over?"

"Yeah, I'm done," Shallista said.

The woman stood, sniffling and dusting herself off.  "I'm sorry.  You'll never hear from me again."

Shallista laughed.  "You don't honestly think I'm going to let you just leave, do you?"

The woman looked at her in fear.  "You already beat.  What more do you want?"

Shallista looked her over.  "You appear to be about the same sized as Cordelia..."

Cordelia came in and walked past, saying, "I can see where this is going.  I'll go get my spare."

"N-no," the woman said.  "There's no way..."

Shallista nodded.  "Yep.  Make this easy and just start undressing now.  You're not leaving here dressed like that.

*

After Cordelia returned with her spare armor, the woman tried to run.  "No!  I can't-"

Shallista tackled her, stripped her, and crammed her squirming body into the armor.  Then, she stood and looked her over.  "Now stand up and tell me how you feel."

The stood and looked herself over.  "I-it's embarrassing.  I mean...my butt is showing."

"You're free to go," Shallista said.  She scooped up the woman's clothes.  "I'll just hang on to these for now.  You can pick them up tomorrow.  Make sure you come in your sexy armor."

A look of horror came over the woman's face.  "You don't seriously mean for me to walk home like that.  Right?"

"Cordelia.  Wendy.  Walk her home.  Make sure she doesn't try to cover up or change."

"Yes, milady," Cordelia and Wendy said in unison.

"Wait!" the woman said.  "I can't go out like this.  It's too embarrassing."

"You can face embarrassment now or later, Shallista said.  "It's your choice."

"What do you mean?"

"You can leave in sexy armor now and come back in sexy armor tomorrow to get your clothes back," Shallista said.  "Or you can have your clothes back now...if you join my guild?"

"What?" the woman asked.  "You're coercing me!"

"You could just buy some new clothes and never come back," Wendy said.

The woman was silent for a moment.  "Why do you want me?"

"When you came in, there was a fire in your eyes," Shallista answered.  "If you can show that same fire as a Sexy Warrior, it would do wonders for the guild.  Also, and don't take this the wrong way, but you're pretty hot."

"I-I am?"  The woman looked down and blushed.  "It's still embarrassing to wear this...but I kind of...like it.  I guess I was just jealous that you all can do it so confidently and I can't.  If you be willing to show me how to be like you...I'll join your guild."

"Welcome to the guild," Shallista said, returning her clothes to her.  "You're now a Sexy Warrior.  I expect to see you here tomorrow.  Make sure you wear your armor.  Oh!  What's you're name?"

The woman look at her, giving her one of the most beautiful smiles she'd ever seen.  "Penelope.  My name's Penelope."